Hey, Pedro here.
I'm sitting in the middle of English class, where I am supposed to be writing a book review, but am instead thinking about why Snoop Dogg should be president and Thanksgiving foods.
You see tomorrow is Thanksgiving, the most underrated of all the holidays, and I just think that it's unappreciated, and how it deserves more songs and movies, like Christmas.
Speaking of the devil, don't you think that people should stop skipping Thanksgiving after Halloween and not go into full-blown Buddy the Elf mode? Just me?
K, cool.
Dante signing on here real quick just to escape Shakira's wackadoo driving. Pedro is kinda stupid but we love Pedro 24/7. He-
Um, excuse me Dante but get the heckity-heck out. I'm ranting here.
Sigh. Back to the story.
NO THIS IS IMPORTANT. SHAKIRA IS GOING TO KILL ME IF SHE GOES ANY FASTER! PEDRO HELP!
Cool it, Dante. Back to the story.
YOU ARE READING
The Chicken Zombies
AcciónWhen all their classmates are brainwashed by eating questionable KFC chicken, it's up to idiot Dante and her best friend Shakira to defeat the city of Jimville's resident supervillain Ronaldo Rosenpinis!
