The Chicken Zombies

Chapter, I Don't Know, What is this? Fourteen?- -Rescue Mission

Shakira was unfortunately on a motorcycle again, face pressed into the cold leather of Ace's jacket.

She tried talking her way out of it again, but Abi had flipped out, saying, "SHAKIRA ELEANOR BING. YOU WILL GET ON THIS GODDAMN BIKE OR I WILL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND THEN THROW YOU ON THIS GODDAMN BIKE. THE MORE TIME WE WASTE, THE LESS CHANCE WE HAVE OF THIS WORKING. NOW GET ON ACE'S BIKE AND HOLD ON TIGHT." And when Abi starts talking in all caps, you better listen.

Even in her sweatshirt and leggings, she was cold. The wind was flapping at her and let me tell you that she was not a fan.

On the other side of the road, Abi was in Noah's warm brown pilot jacket, snuggled up to his back. Before they had even left, he said, "Hey, Abi, I'm just gonna warn you that nights like these can get pretty cold, and if you want to wear my jacket you can."

And she had said, "No, I'll live. Thank you though." But he had insisted, and Abi was glad. It was so cozy. And she could see Shakira green and shivering against Ace's back.

Shakira looked from her phone to the road, nodding her head (she didn't dare point and remove her arms from Ace) at a small silver Toyota. "That's the car!"

"The silver one?"

"Yes," she yelled back. Ace looked at Noah and nodded to the car, and soon everyone was surrounding it. Dante's silhouette in the backseat was visible. Abi's plan was about to fall through. It wasn't the safest of plans, but it was a plan nonetheless.

Noah and Abi pulled up right next to the windows. And then Abi chucked a 50 lb. weight they'd gotten from the dollar store through the window of the Toyota, and it shattered. Rosenpinis flinched and swerved a bit.

Then, oh-so gracefully, Abi leapt like a gazelle through the window, flipping through midair and landing perfectly in the seat next to Rosenpinis.

Haha, JK. It's Abi so it went a little more like this.

Abi half-jumped, half-fell, half-was pushed off the motorcycle by Noah, and just barely made it through the window. Her foot got caught on the door, and she tripped right into the car and partially on top of Rosenpinis, who was driving.

"What the-" shouted Rosenpinis, attempting to stay on the road.

"ABI!" Dante yelled with glee.

Then, Abi grabbed the 50 lb weight again and threw it through the back window so Dante could escape. Glass was all over the car now. Rosenpinis covered his head as he attempted to continue steering safely. Hillbilly drove over so that Dante could crawl onto the back. Abi helped guide her onto the bike, and once Dante was safely on, Hillbilly took off. He tried to remember not to perform any wheelies this time.

Now, Abi was trying to crawl away from Rosenpinis' car, but he grabbed her ankle. "Oh, no you don't," he sneered. "You were my best minion. I'm not letting you get away again!"

She tried kicking him but he had an iron grip. Then, she saw the chicken that was sitting in his cup holder. He grabbed it and attempted to force feed it to her. She tried to escape but it just wasn't really working for her.

Meanwhile, Shakira did not like this at all. She was cold, tired, and motion-sick. She thought she was just starting to drift off until Ace nudged her. "You gotta go help your friend!" he yelled.

"You mean jump off the bike?!" She yelled back. No way in heckity-heck was she doing that.

"Yes!" And then he pulled over close to the car. "JUMP!"

"I CAN'T."

"GROW A PAIR."

"I'LL FALL!"

"NO YOU WON'T."

"BUT-" and then Ace must have had enough because he just shoved/threw her into the Toyota.

"Shakira!" Abi said, surprised.

"Shakira," leered Rosenpinis evilly.

And then, Shakira was so tired and cranky and so motion sick, she turned right over to Rosenpinis and vomited. All over him. This made him let go of Abi, who kicked him, yelled, "Go, Shakira!" and jumped back onto Noah's bike. He also took off.

Now it was just Shakira and a vomit-covered Rosenpinis left. She raced to the window and jumped off, totally not aiming at all. She just didn't want to be a minion.

Luckily, Ace grabbed her arm and slung her onto the motorcycle. She quickly wiped the leftover puke from her mouth with her sleeve and this time, fell asleep.