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*Akari & Arūna sitting in jail together.*

Akari: Who do we call?

Arūna: I'd call Sora, but I feel safer here.

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Arūna: Tooru is probably the best thing that's happened to me.

Iwaizumi: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Kenma: I wanna show you a picture from last night that upset us.

Akari: Okay, but in my defence, Tetsu bet me 20 yen I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Sora: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

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Sora: You often drown yourself in studies for long periods to deflect your mental health issues and trauma.

Arūna: Thank you.

Sora: ...I never said that was a good thing.

Arūna: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm smart.

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Kuroo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you guys out of jail.

Arūna:

Akari: No, it's our fault.

Arūna: We used our one phone call to prank call Sora.

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Akari: *Screams*

Hibiki: *Screams louder*

Kenma: ...Should we do something?...

Kuroo: No, no. I want to see who wins.

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Arūna: Sora, you have to apologise to Tooru.

Sora: Fine.

Sora: Unfuck you or something.

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Oikawa: Rūna'chan is the most perfect girl I've ever met!

Iwaizumi: Didn't she beat a kid up in junior high?

Oikawa: Everybody makes mistakes.

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Oikawa: Are you ready to commit?

Arūna: Like, a crime?

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Sora: No, absolutely not.

Akari:

Sora: What did I say about batting eyelashes at me?

Akari: That it only works on Tetsu and Hibiki'chan...

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Oikawa: Being smart is super hot. Educate me, Rūna'chan.

Arūna: A brain tumour can grow teeth, hair, bones and muscle.

Oikawa: Stop.

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Oikawa: You need to learn to love yourself for who you are.

Arūna: But don't you hate yourself?

Oikawa: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Oikawa laying his head onto Arūna's lap: Aren't I pretty?

Arūna, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty annoying — that's what you are.

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Kuroo in a high-pitched voice, holding a Barbie doll: Hey Ken, I want to go back to school and start a career!

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