"LaNgUaGe!" Avengers Wrong Number

7

Allyssa picked Aussie up from the airport. It was six ten am. They were both a little tired so it was a perfect time to get some Starbucks.

Aussie
Guess whose going to get Starbucks after getting no sleep
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Tony
You and Allyssa

Aussie
Hell yeah!

Steve
Jeeze

Aussie
Wilburrrr
Want anything mate?

Wilbur
yus pwease

Aussie
wat

Wilbur
Pink drink pwease

Aussie
Got it
anyone else?

Clint
Me!
🙋‍♂️

Tony
Me!

Steve
Uh..
Sure?

Bruce
Sure?

Aussie
Alr
Tell me your orders

Clint
Bacon, Gouda, & Egg Breakfast Sandwich please!

Tony
Madeleines please!

Steve
Brown Sugar Oat milk Shaken Espresso?

Bruce
I'll take the Avocado Spread please

Aussie
Alr
Send me an address

Tony
Okay
200 Park Avenue, Manhattan, New York

Aussie
Alr
Just ordered it
and
should be there in like ten minutes

Clint
haha
lol

Tony
lmao

Wilbur
I'm confused

Aussie
Same
:/

Cae and Allyssa made it to the Starbucks bear them. Cae and Allyssa both ordered a coffee and breakfast burrito. They were talking about Harry Styles.

"Just get this, Harry Styles kinda low-key looks like a grandpa." Allyssa said kind of loudly.

Someone behind them walked over. "Don't disrespect Harry Styles like that!" They exclaimed.

"Oh, don't get us wrong. We're huge fans, but I mean, he kind of does. I 'aint judging." Cae said.

"Oh, okay. But I know! He does!" The stranger said. Cae and Allyssa both smiled. Allyssa pulled over a chair amd the stranger sat with them.

They talked about Harry Styles for a while until the stranger had to go. Not before giving their number to Cae and Allyssa first.

Cae and Allyssa got Wilbur's Pink Drink and went into the car. About a minute later, the group chat started blowing up.

Clint
HOLY SHIT

Tony
OMFG

Steve
Language but DAMN

Bruce
JEEZE

Wilbur
What?

Aussie
Spill!

Archer
You actually got us food and drinks!

Aussie
Duh
I said I was

Tony
How much was it??

Aussie
23.50
Why?