"LaNgUaGe!" Avengers Wrong Number

17

Aussie
Heyyyy

Tony
Hello

Steve
hi

Bruce
Hello

Clint
Hola

Wilbur
The audacity we have

Allyssa
Is unexplainable

Tony
What?

Clint
Translate

Wilbur
What we're try to say is....
Aussie
you're up

Aussie
Right
uhh
i dont have one

Steve
One what?

Allyssa
bruhhh
Wilbur texted you!
Didn't you check?!

Bruce
seriously

Wilbur
Oop
I accidentally texted the wrong number

Allyssa
oop

Aussie
🤦‍♀️
whatever
I'll make one on the spot

Tony
Make what?

Wilbur
go ahead

Aussie
To our dearest friends...
We hurt you unintentionally
But we are apologizing intentionally
We offended you accidentally
But we want to say sorry purposefully
We agonized you inadvertently
But we want to make up deliberately
Before we get eaten up subconsciously
Please accept our heartfelt apology

Allyssa
We are very sorry

Wilbur
We didn't mean it

Tony
How can I not accept this?

Clint
Seriously
You're making grown men cry

Steve
^

Bruce
That was heartwarming

Wilbur
plus
we sent you chocolates

Tony
Whyyy???

Aussie
Bec we wanted to

Allyssa
and because we're sorry
that wasn't nice of us

Wilbur
Seriously
what were you guys thinking

Steve
🤣
ty

Clint
^

Tony
^^

Bruce
^^^

Aussie
:/

Allyssa
C-

Aussie kicked Allyssa from the Chat
Aussie added Allyssa to the Chat

Allyssa
oop

Wilbur
😡😡😡

Aussie
damn
this gurl forgot

Tony
😱😱😱😱😱
YOURE NAME STARTS WITH C

Aussie
I'm going to kill Wilbur AND Allyssa

Allyssa
IM SORRY
I DIDNT MEAN TO

Aussie
you lil bitch
weve been doing this for months

Tony
That is true

Wilbur
HOW COULD YOU FUCKIN FORGET?!

Allyssa
IM SORRY

Clint
chill guys

Aussie
🥶

Wilbur
Did you-
-nvm

Allyssa
GURL
GET OUT

Steve
What happened?

Aussie
Yo
Uto
ldme
t
och
ill

Tony
?

Wilbur
SHE HOPPED INTO THE FUCKIN FREEZER
she also said "you told me to chill"

Bruce
That is extremely dangerous
and not we meant

Aussie
I'm cold

Allyssa
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?

Aussie
Be warm?

Tony
that's not how a freezer works...

Wilbur
I made you hot cocoa!

Aussie
Eek
Ima be poisoned
oh
well

Allyssa
Wilbur
was that the cup on the counter?

Wilbur
yes

Allyssa
😳
THAT WAS THE CUP WITH THE ACTUAL FUCKING POISON YOU IDIOT

Bruce
Im very confused

Steve
Why do you have poison in the kitchen?

Allyssa
Someone tried to poison us

Clint
Is Aussie still alive?

Aussie
Throwing up
but
yes

Wilbur
You want me to get a doctor?

Aussie
I want activated charcoal

Tony
smart

Clint
what does it do?

Bruce
take away the poison

Allyssa
me and wilbur will be back
don't die

Aussie
No!
Don't leave me!
Shit
you guys left me
:(

Tony
Wanna call?

Aussie
😳
no
nope
nuh uh
hell no
decline
absolutely not
nty
negative
no way
never
nay
not at all
refusal
nix
denial
none
ofc not
rejected
reject
rejection
turndown
most certainly not
negation
thumbs down
veto
declination
neither
not really
under no circumstances
certainly not
nothing
ixnay
no more
nonacceptance
not by any means
rebuff
declined

Clint
Did you read the entire dictionary???

Aussie
I did when I was seventeen

Bruce
Why?

Aussie
I was bored

Tony
Let me get this straight
When most kids are bored they do drugs, drink, get high and all but YOU read a dictionary?

Aussie
Correct but i did get high too
a lot actually

Steve
What were you doing?

Aussie
Inhaling weed and that stuff from a roomate

Clint
WHO WERE YOU WITH?!

Aussie
idk
some random ass stranger who put weed in the vents

Steve
..language..

Allyssa
We're almost back

Bruce
Did you get activated charcoal?

Wilbur
yes

Aussie
Tastes good
ima sleep now

Allyssa
good idea
ima join you

Wilbur
same
bai everyone!