"Yeah, but that doesn't help. If a stranger grabs you in the middle of the street and you don't want to embarrass yourself, what do you do?" Cae asked as she rubbed her arm.

"Well damn! I'm stumped! How's you arm though? Seriously." Wilbur asked as he looked at Cae's big bruise on her left forearm.

"It hurts, but it'll be fine. We really need to find out though." Cae said as she and Wilbur both pulled out their phones.

Aussie
We have a question

Wilbur
Hypothetically

Tony
I'm here to answer

Steve
Same
idk bout the other two

Clint
I'm here
I think Brucey is doin smth

Aussie
Sweet

Wilbur
So what happens if someone grabs you

Aussie
In the middle of the street

Wilbur
But

Aussie
You don't want to make a scene

Wilbur
Hypothetically
100%
Hypothetically

Aussie
Shhh

Wilbur
Sorry

Tony
You two are the worst liars

Aussie
I could have lied without Willy

Wilbur
She could have
She can lie during a lie detector test and still get away with it

Clint
Damn

Steve
So is the question hypothetically or did it really happen?

Wilbur
It really happened

Aussie
I thought that was obvious
:/

Tony
So which one of you was grabbed?

Aussie
🙋‍♀️
A simple lady who was going to kick the man in the balls but didnt

Clint
You really should have

Wilbur
The bruising is nasty
oops
wasnt supposed to say that

Steve
Bruising?!

Tony
How hard did he grab you?!

Aussie
🤦‍♀️
Well
Wilbur can say since he spilt everything else

Wilbur
To the point her arm actually changed colors to blue/purple

Clint
I'm no docto but that does not sound healthy

Aussie
It realky fuckin hurt
He had a strong grip

Tony
If I find this guy
He aint gonna see another day

Wilbur
He's already not gonna see another day of Aussie

Steve
What happened?

Aussie
Well he dragged me into an alleyway
Where he tried to kiss me
And i shoved that dick's head into the brick wall
:)
Started bleeding
tried to punch me
Wilbur shoved him
he went after wilbur
I kicked him in the stomach to the ground
we hand fought for a while
he called me an alien and then ran away
:/

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