One-Shots

Story Time!

This is a short adorable story.

Zelda/TBB

"Alright, let's gather 'round," Zelda, said patting the ground next to her.

Omega plopped herself down, yipping in glee. "What are we doing?"

"Telling stories," Zelda said, watching as the rest of her crew and the rest of the Bad Batch huddled around the campfire.

"Mmmm! I have a good one!" Tech said, eyeing Link.

"Go for it," Zelda said.

"So...we were on Polymus Mountain," Tech began.

"Oh Hylia no. Not this one," Link said.

"We were gathering Shock Arrows and Link insisted he'd do it by himself, 'cause I had plenty. I told him to borrow mine, but he simply refused. Anyways, I'm sittin' here on this mountain, I had warned him 'bout the Lynel, but about 10 minutes later Linky comes runnin' down the mount'n screamin' with the Lynel chasing after him. It was kinda hilarious, but I had to jump in-front of this Lynel to save Link and that was not funny. He didn't even help!"

"Oh, Link, you savage idiot!" Zelda cried, playfully whacking him.

"Okay, who stole our Tech?" Hunter asked.

"What do you mean?" Tech asked.

"You are...acting weird. Are you drunk or something?" Hunter asked. "Oh! That reminds me of a story too! But seriously, are you drunk?"

"Nope. Can't get drunk!" Tech said, waving his finger in the air. "Not anymore."

"Okay, he's drunk," Hunter said.

"I'm not," Tech said, giggling.

"And what do you mean you can't?" Hunter asked.

"I can't! It's a side effect of being the Seeker," Tech said, still acting really weird.

"Tech's just having a moment...I think," Zelda said. "Anyways, what was your story?"

"So, we were on Pabu and we have watched Tech and Phee love each other, but not confess for WEEKS and it was PAINFUL," Hunter said, eyeing Tech. "So, we went for a guys night out to the bar, leaving Omega with Lyana and Shep. Tech got SUPER drunk and he went over to Phee, despite our protests and kissed her on the lips."

Omega's eyes went wide, as Zelda started laughing uncontrollably.

"Oh boy, Phee was SO flustered when it happened, but she kissed him on the lips back, and we were so shocked!" Hunter said.

"That was sooo funny!" Zelda said, still laughing. "Who wants to watch a movie?!"

"ME!" Omega said.

"Okay," Zelda said.

"I would like to as well," Tech said, back to his usual accent.

"Ay, he's back!" Zelda said.

"What?" Tech asked. "I do not understand."

"You had a moment there, buddy," Link said, winking.

"Oh. I will make note of this momentous occasion," Tech said.

"Yup, he's back," Zelda said. "Now let's get to that movie."

Something cute before the next shot.

You should be scared.