Genshin Impact: Various x Reader

Side Script and Comeback

Furina: *raises hand* Your honor, the defendant was found-

Y/n: Objection lack of evidence!

Furina:.... Objection lack of bitches.

Y/n: objection lack of father!

Furina: OBJECTION LACK OF HAIRLINE!

Y/n: OBJECTION LACK OF STALE ASS WIG-

Furina: OBJECTION–
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B/n: Oh ho ho~ Traveler~! *Laughs in bad french* wouldn't gliding be fasteerr~? *Wheeze*

Aether: .....

B/n: Bonjour you fuckin' a–

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Y/n: ...brother-

B/n: Oui?

Y/n: what does this mean...? *Holding a paper and pointing to a word and the letter in the beginning*

B/n: "has" *smiles*

Y/n: right, and what does this mean..? *Points to the ending word*

B/n: "He".

Y/n: Okay, so this is "has he"?

B/n: yes *nods head with a smile*

Y/n: Right, okay... So... What is this..? *Points at the center letter of the word*

B/n: That's a T

Y/n: No I can see that it's a "T", B/n, thank you... Why is it there? Is it short for something?

B/n: Oh well I thought "A IL" was hard to pronounce, so I put a little "T" to make it "A-t-il"

Y/n: makes it easier to... *Pauses in disbelief* I'm sorry brother, but when have you ever been worried about things being easy to pronounce?"

B/n: .... *Keeps smiling*

Y/n: B/n, this is how you say "tire" *shows another paper with a different word on it and points at the two first letters* "P-N"? Really? "PNEU"? Don't tell me you're worried about pronunciation!

B/n: I don't understand? "PNEU" is easy! It's like– "PNEU" "PNEU". "A IL" is like– Eugh! "A IL" no, so I put a little "T"!

Y/n: Y-Y-Y-B/n you cannot just add letters in between words! Okay that's j-just–that's just–that's psychotic! Brother, it's psychotic...!

B/n: why? *Laughs*

Y/n: BECAUSE B/N IF THERE ARE NO RULES, THEN THERE'S NO POINT! AND IF THERE'S NO POINT!.... THEN WH-Then why are we alive...

B/n: ..... Are you okay?

Y/n: .......... *Silently sighs and internally crying*

B/n:..... Eeei....