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Gopal: What do you think Fang would do for a distraction!?

Boboiboy: He will probably, Like, maybe make a noise or throw rock or--

*𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧*

Boboiboy: ...or he could do that too




Fang: You're Mean!

Boboiboy: You're Meaner!

Fang: Yeah you're ugly!

Boboiboy: You're way uglier!

Fang: You're a dumbass!

Boboiboy: you're a dumbassier!

Fang: Hah! You think 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳 is a good insult!





Gopal, 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘳 : Fang! Open Up!

Fang: Well, it all started when i was a kid...

Boboiboy: No, he meant-

Kaizo: Let him finnish





Kaizo: When someone points at your black clothes and ask whose funeral is it, having to look around and saying "Haven't decided yet :)" is typically a good response.




Fang: I'm gonna need a human skull and i can't have you ask any questions why.

Halilintar: Only if you also don't ask why

*Pulls Out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Fang: ...This one's fine





Boboiboy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of the jail

Gopal: No, it's my fault, i shouldn't have used my phone to make a prank call to the police.




Fang: *Screams*

Boboiboy: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Gopal: Should we do something!?

Kaizo, sipping his carrots juice: No, I want to see who wins





Fang, putting down a card: Ace of Spades

Boboiboy, pulling out an UNO card: +4

Gopal, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteonn!! I choose youu!

Sai, trembling while holding Monopoly dices: Wh-what game are we even playing!?





Gopal, about Qually: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Boboiboy: Are we stealing them?

Fang: New or Used?

Gopal: Wonderful responses, both of you.


Nut: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Fang: *turning to Boboiboy* How tall are you again?

Fang: Ah yes super short--

*Responding to getting stabbed by a sword*

Fang: That's fair

Boboiboy: Well that's not nice

Gopal: *ded

Qually: Are you gonna want this back? Or can i keep it?


...



Me: You have an impressive pain tolerance
Fang: Thanks, it's the trauma









Me: You have an impressive pain toleranceFang: Thanks, it's the trauma

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