Gopal: What do you think Fang would do for a distraction!?
Boboiboy: He will probably, Like, maybe make a noise or throw rock or--
*𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧*
Boboiboy: ...or he could do that too
Fang: You're Mean!
Boboiboy: You're Meaner!
Fang: Yeah you're ugly!
Boboiboy: You're way uglier!
Fang: You're a dumbass!
Boboiboy: you're a dumbassier!
Fang: Hah! You think 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳 is a good insult!
Gopal, 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘖𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘳 : Fang! Open Up!
Fang: Well, it all started when i was a kid...
Boboiboy: No, he meant-
Kaizo: Let him finnish
Kaizo: When someone points at your black clothes and ask whose funeral is it, having to look around and saying "Haven't decided yet :)" is typically a good response.
Fang: I'm gonna need a human skull and i can't have you ask any questions why.
Halilintar: Only if you also don't ask why
*Pulls Out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Fang: ...This one's fine
Boboiboy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of the jail
Gopal: No, it's my fault, i shouldn't have used my phone to make a prank call to the police.
Fang: *Screams*
Boboiboy: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Gopal: Should we do something!?
Kaizo, sipping his carrots juice: No, I want to see who wins
Fang, putting down a card: Ace of Spades
Boboiboy, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Gopal, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteonn!! I choose youu!
Sai, trembling while holding Monopoly dices: Wh-what game are we even playing!?
Gopal, about Qually: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Boboiboy: Are we stealing them?
Fang: New or Used?
Gopal: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Nut: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Fang: *turning to Boboiboy* How tall are you again?
Fang: Ah yes super short--
*Responding to getting stabbed by a sword*
Fang: That's fair
Boboiboy: Well that's not nice
Gopal: *ded
Qually: Are you gonna want this back? Or can i keep it?
...
Me: You have an impressive pain tolerance
Fang: Thanks, it's the trauma✨TRAUMA✨
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Carrot Bro's - Fang And Kaizo
FanfictionRandom ideas for our cute, carrots aliens brothers!! Fang and Kaizo.(+ Other gangs too) see them having a brotherly bond and love that we couldn't see! Most might be sad but there's also a happy story in this book!! Do look forward to it!! Note - So...