"I can't tell what's more shocking, her saying that with a straight face or you not immediately denying it." Soap said turning to Charlie. It has been a week and Gaz and Soap could not let the subject die. She had tilted them for an entire week with a stupid sentence.
"Because he actually claps if I did," I state.
"That is not true!" I turn to him with a single 'really' look.
"Charlie, you clapped for me the moment I decided to create an Onlyfans for my ankles."
"You have an Onlyfans?" Soaps looks over shocked.
"I be damned," Gaz mutter in shock. Alejandro and Ghost watch on with slight smirks. What is this madness?
"Why do you have Onlyfans?" Alejandro asked.
"To win a fucking bet," I tell him with a smirk. "And I'm winning."
"It was a joke!" Charlie snaps.
"Shut up you're subscribe."
"Yeah, for slutty Victorian ankle picks." Soap, Gaz, and Alejandro watch on with an amused smile, they have no idea what's going on, but it is funny.
"It's not my fault people have feet fetish."
"You don't even show your feet!"
"You're literally just showing ankles."
"Just ankles?" Soap asks with a smirk, "That's it?"
"Yeah."
"How many followers?"
"A few thousand," Charlie sighs, "It was one stupid comment now it's a full-on cult for her ankles."
"Ok, ok. You're going to need to start from the very beginning," Gaz said the others nodded confused by the silly argument.
"As a joke, I often say she has slutty ankles, as a joke." Charlie pinches the bridge of his nose. "I joke she should make an Onlyfans, and she was like bet and made one. We both didn't think it'll go anywhere, but the entire fucking base decided to follow her." The entire room falls silent, a small smug smile crosses my face.
"Oh—"
"You should make an Onlyfans," Charlie's head snaps to me confused and alarmed.
"Of what!"
"Your slutty waist."
"I DON'T HAVE A SLUTTY WAIST!"
"You're Dorito shape! You have a slutty waste! Girls would pay a lot of money to see that!" Alejandro stifles his laugh and looks over to see Soap shaking his head.
"What are you talking about!"
"Call the girls, they'll tell you." I fold my arms. Charlie pulled out his phone.
"Alisia, do women like Slutty waist—"
"Yes." Alisia hung up.
"Call Jaylah," I told him. Nearly all the women he called agreed with me.
"Why though?"
"It's the equivalent of men like thighs."
"Are these... normal conversations you two have?"
"Yes." Charlie sighs.
"Wait do they have slutty waist?" Charlie points to them.
"If their waist is small yes, I don't make the rules."
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Echoes|| König x Reader x Ghost
Adventure"If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything." "Why?" "Do you wanna die?" "mildly." Orginal story plot not following MW3 Started 2023-09-07 End 2024-02-20