BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter one: making the group chat

Chuuya sighed softly, he was sitting in the Armed detectives agency with Miyo, his beloved daughter who had wanted to have lunch with them and the other three port mafia members. "Dazai, go away." Chuuya growled as he shoved the burnetts head away and probably into a wall.

"But Chuuya~" Dazai whined, coming back to continue annoying the red-haired man. "I just wanna give baby Chibi a hug."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked over, currently holding the child in his lap while feeding her yoghurt. "I'm sorry Dazai-san but she's eating." He had a dark expression across his face, he wasn't looking for the other man's approval anymore, he was getting all the approval he needed being called 'big brother' by Miyo. "Please do not bother her."

Atsushi was sitting next to the male Akutagawa, half awake, head on his shoulder, eyes dropping. Atsushi had stayed up most of the night learning how to make yoghurt so Chuuya wouldn't have to buy any on the way here. Chuuya looked over at the were tiger and Akutagawa "are you sure you're alright Atsushi?"

The tiger slowly sat up and smiled "I'm sure Chuuya-san, I'm glad I could help with something." The blue haired girl who was sitting in front of Kōyō pouted, arms crossed as the woman brushed her hair, like Atsushi normally did.

"You stayed up all night making it because Dazai mentioned in the group chat about how it's hard for her to eat completely solid foods." Kyouka Izumi said with a huff, arms crossed over her chest. "We could have brought some on the way here. You didn't have to make it."

Atsushi laughed awkwardly when he noticed a worried look spread across Chuuya's face, Dazai however looked unbothered. "Sleep, weretiger." Ryunosuke said, pulling the other boy back onto his shoulder, his cheeks faintly flushed but not to the point anyone could see it.

Chuuya shook his head and sat up, watching the two groups of people getting along, this was strange. Did a child really bring these completely different people together?

"Nakahara-san." Kunikida piped up, a notebook in hand. "Do you plan on giving her a phone with you having to send her to school once her body recovers?"

Chuuyas' expression changed "I'll have her homeschooled." he said with no emotion in his voice. "She will not be going to school until I know those men aren't looking for her anymore because they're dead." He softened his facial expression and smiled at the other man "you can be her teacher if you want."

Kunikida nodded "I'll have to see if I can fit that into my schedule."

Dazai watched the room and hummed. "When are you getting her the phone then Chibi?"

"I already got her one, I've had someone make it extra light so she can hold it." he said with a shrug, pulling out the mobile device. "It's only use is to message me, Gin, Ryuu or Kōyō while we're at work if she's hungry, upset, scared or just lonely."

Dazai happily grabbed it out of Chuuyas hand, happy that it didn't have a password (Simply so the girl could get into it without any problems). "I'll be adding my and half of the ADA's numbers to her phone."

Chuuya's eyes twitched, especially when Dazai read out the contact names that she already had. "Latest message sent to 'mama' is~" he said with a smile, reading over the message "'I love you too, baby.'" he hummed, staring at the phone "why did she send a voice message?"

"She can't put words together and can't write but she knows how to read." Chuuya explained simply "I don't understand how it works but I'll leave it alone." Dazai nodded as Chuuya explained, adding in the numbers he mentioned before, setting them all as their names— except Dazai, he put his own name as 'dad'.

Chuuya took the phone back, simply changing the name Dazai had set for himself to 'poop' instead since that's what the girl was calling him. "How old is she again, Nakahara-san?"

Chuuya looked over at the gold-blonde haired male "She's five years old. Her ability is a bit of a mess which is why she's wearing a blindfold." he said gently, reaching over and rubbing the small girl's head, hearing a confused sound come from Kunikida.

"It's an effect of malnourishment and the experiments that were being conducted on her while she was with those men that's why she looks physically younger than she is." Chuuya pulled his child into his lap and hugged her close, a smile on his face, hugging her always helped him to calm down and put the swelling energy at ease inside his chest.. Maybe he was just an overprotective father.

Akutagawa didn't move, humming. "The weretiger is asleep." he said with a small shake of the head. "I don't don't think I can move." he said with a small shrug, a smile faintly painted on his lips.

Chuuya rolled his eyes, then watched as Dazai slowly crept closer, he wouldn't fight him this time, the man hadn't hurt the small child so it was fine, plus if Dazai held her she would be able to take the blindfold off. Dazai slowly took the child out of Chuuya's arms and into his own, ability active.

Chuuya smiled and removed the blindfold, the girl's bright sapphire blue eyes now on display for everyone to see. "Okay, is Nakahara a girl or something? Why does this child look like it's their biological child?" Yasano asked, pausing in the middle of biting her sandwich.

"What the fudge?!" Chuuya huffed, eyes wide, oh how he wanted to swear at the other people in this room but he didn't want his child to know those words so he wouldn't and would use somewhat more child appropriate language. "Why do you think I would be the girl!?"

Yasano shrugged, a smile on her face "I've seen your neck covered in love bites during a fight, pretty sure there was a bite mark too." She had to think of a word to replace 'hickeys' so the child wouldn't be tainted.

Chuuya's eyes widened "when was that!?

"About three months ago." Kenji offered "I thought you got into a fight with an animal but Yasano-san said you did something with someone you love very much instead."

Chuuya looked over at Dazai. "You break into my apartment randomly. Did you attack my neck while I was sleeping or drunk?"

Dazai didn't say anything, he wasn't going to confirm or deny.

Chuuya held back from punching him in the face, why? Dazai had hold of Miyo and Chuuya didn't want Miyo to see any violence. "You're lucky I can't punch you, bastard."

Dazai just smiled.

"Chuuya-san." Kyouka spoke up "can you make a chat group between all of the people here?"

The red haired male blinked, eyes softening as he thought it over "I might when I get home, however there will be rules. I will probably send them in text so I can have physical evidence when it comes to someone breaking them."

The blue haired girl nodded. "Okay, however I don't want to be in it."

Chuuya laughed softly "you and four other agency members won't be in it, don't worry." He nodded with a smile.