This is my first time writng this type of fic so I have no idea how it will play out but I do know that I will be adding actual chapter's (E.g dazai and chuuya going on a date-- or something) so you will get the full story not just a short recap. I...
Sushi_roll: Tori, where are you? Sushi_roll: Tori, you aren't answering my dm's where are you?
Ryuu: Jinko? Why are you messaging your sister in this chat?
Sushi_roll: She isn't hovering over me, trying to kill Dazai or talking about how I need to be more gentle with you. I'm worried. She's vanished.
Dazais_Bottom: Maybe she had to go to work?
Sushi_roll: no, she would have told me.
Chuuyas_Top: Then maybe... she didn't want to hang around you anymore?
Sushi_roll is typing...
Ryuu: Dazai-san, I can see him typing, I wish you luck.
Dazais_Bottom: Osamu, you've hurt another kid, congratulations.
Chuuyas_Top: No! I didn't mean it like that! Chuuyas_Top: ATSUSHI-KUN PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!
Not_really_alive: Cease detonating my cellular device! I am currently indulging in the company of the exquisite Milla!
Sushi_roll is typing
Sushi_roll: who's Milla?
Not_really_alive: My dear acquaintance, Milla, a comrade of mine in the esteemed assassination unit, and I find ourselves indulging in a delightful tea session at a charming tea house. Pray, do enlighten me, Atsushi, as to the purpose of your search for my presence?
Ryuu: Yea, why are you looking for her?
Sushi_roll: She might have been under Dazai-san's bed with a knife again, I wanted to make sure he was safe.
Chuuyas_Top: I'm sorry, WHAT!?
Dazais_Bottom: What did he do?
Sushi_roll: Try and make me do his paperwork again.
Ryuu: Is it that big of a problem..?
Not_really_alive: Dazai, in his utter incompetence, remains oblivious to the art of accomplishing his own tasks, thus shamelessly burdening my unfortunate younger sibling with his responsibilities! It is imperative that Dazai acquaints himself with the concept of self-reliance before I am compelled to take drastic measures.
Chuuyas_Top: Chuu, do you think Mori still wants me back?
Dazais_Bottom: He said no.
Ryuu: Mori is always welcoming you back, Chuuya-san is just upset.
Chuuyas_Top: why?
Ryuu: You'd take his seat.
Gin_is_cool: Also, Chuuya-san doesn't want you back since you seem genuinely happier at the agency.
Chuuyas_Top: When the hell did you get here!?
Gin_is_cool: I've been here. Watching.
Sushi_roll: Ryuu, your sister is scary...
Ryuu: good. Your sister is scary too.
Sushi_roll: No, she's just... Sushi_roll: Murderous..?
Chuuyas_Top: Can't think of a word other than scary to describe her?
Sushi_roll: uhhhh
Ryuu: That's what I thought.
Not_really_alive: In the realm of nomenclature, dear Atsushi, an alternative term to depict my persona would undoubtedly be awe-inspiring.
Sushi_roll: True...
Ryuu: I'm not even going to ask. Anyways. What does this Milla look like?
Not_really_alive: Milla, a young lady in her late teens, possesses a striking appearance with deep purple and blue locks, silver eyes, and pale blue complexion. Standing at 5'4, she hails from Poland and is renowned as the siren of our group. Surprisingly, despite her title, she harbours a fear of water and avoids the ocean at all costs.
Dazais_Bottom: It seems as though you enjoy talking about your unit...
Chuuyas_Top: Well, they are her friends.
Dazais_Bottom: True.
Sushi_roll: Do you have a photo?
Not_really_alive sent a photo
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Sushi_roll: She's really pretty!
Ryuu: That is not a person.
Chuuyas_Top: that is a smurf.
Not_really_alive: Should you dare to besmirch my esteemed companion once more, referring to her as a diminutive creature known as a smurf, I shall not hesitate to engage in the most gruesome of actions. I shall meticulously dissect your vital organs and proceed to serve them to your appointed legal guardians, as a most fitting retribution for your audacious transgressions.
Chuuyas_Top has fled the groupchat Ryuu has gone offline
