BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter two: First messages

||Inside the 'family' chat||

Mama: Okay, as mentioned at lunch yesterday I mentioned that I might be making a group chat between the people there since Kyouka had mentioned it. I will be sending the rules to the chat as well however, you are not to argue
with me over them.

1) No swearing
2) No fighting
3) No suggestive content, if you wish for me to make
a chat between us all (excluding Miyo) for you to speak
freely about stuff I will.

Oba-san: Hello Chuuya-san, may I know why your name is 'mama' in this chat?

Mama: I don't know but I do believe that everyone will be able to see what Myio as everyone else set as.

Oba-san: My, how sweet of her to have me under 'Oba'. I do love her so very much.

Mama: Yes, she's the most adorable child I've ever seen.

Ryuu-ani: So Chuuya-sama is 'mama' and I'm guessing that Kōyō-san is 'Oba-san'?

Mama: That is correct. If you would like to check your own name while you're at it, I'm sure you'll love her more than before.

Ryuu-ani: Chuuya-sama, may I take her out for ice cream during my break?

Gin-ane: Ryuu, you promised we could get crepes..

Ryuu-ani: we can bring her along.

Gin-ane: ah, yes, let's bring her along.

Mama: She has to be home before the sunsets.

Ryuu-ani: I'll make sure of it, Chuuya-sama.

Poop: What is going on with this?
Poop: is this the group chat I've been waiting for Chuuya?

Mama: Read your name.

Ryuu-ani: I believe it's suitable considering his hair.

Poop: what? Why?
Poop: Why the heck am I 'poop'!?
Poop: I set my name to 'dad'!!

Mama: which is why I changed it. You're not her father.

Poop: Then who will be?

Mama: Me.

Poop: You're the mother

Mama: and the father.

Oba-san: I agree, Chuuya, you'll need someone to help with her when you go on missions you can't go on.

Mama: Which is why you, Ryuu, Gin and Atsushi exist.

Poop: why is Atsushi included??

Gin-ane: Awwe

Ryuu-ani: I will protect her with my life.

Oba-san: I will happily take care of her.

Mama: Because Atsushi stayed up all night making something that he wasn't asked to make because he was told Miyo struggled to eat solid foods, it was sweet and meant a lot to me so he is included in people I would trust to take care of her if I go on a mission or die.

Mama: Speaking of him, where is he? I thought he would be the first one to
respond to the message, no offence Ane-san.

Oba-san: none taken, Chuuya-san.

Ryuu-ani: He is with me, asleep someone drugged his drink that he got from a
milkshake stand or something, he called me about two hours ago about feeling woozy and sick. I have been taking care of him though, so there is no need to worry about the weretiger.

Mama: I'm glad he's okay.

Miyo sent a voice message.

"Mama, I wants a c-cath."

Mama: We will talk about that later baby.

Poop: Miyo, darling can you change my name?

Mama: stop, if you make her change your name you'll stress her out trying to put a word together for the first time.

Oji-Kunna: Why is my phone blowing up so much?

Mama: Hello Kunikida.

Ryuu-ani: who would have known that he was gonna be under 'uncle'?

Mama: I did.
I told her to message me or anyone with Ani, Ane, Oba or Oji in their contact name if she feels scared or something. I feel like Kunikida would be a good choice for her to contact in an emergency, unlike Dazai.

Oji-Kunna: I am honoured you think so highly of me Nakahara-san. I will make sure to save Miyo's contact in case this does happen.

Mama: Thank you.

Poop: How is Atsushi now Akutagawa?

Ryuu-oni: as I said before he is asleep, I am taking care of him I believe the drug is affecting his ability because some of the tiger's traits have shown up,
such as a tail and the rounded ears of his. I am starting to worry about him since he seems to be in pain.

Poop: Do tigers have heats?

Candy man: female Tigers have an Estrus cycle which is another way to say a heat cycle so use, they do Dazai. However Atsushi isn't a female so it shouldn't be happening to him. I have a feeling that he got hit by an ability while he was drinking the milkshake instead of it being drugged.

Ryuu-ani: Then I shall keep an eye out to see if someone comes around to try and take him.

Poop: What if I try to take him.

Ryuu-ani: I'll use my ability against you.

Poop: how mean of you Akutagawa

Mama: Dazai, leave him to be an overprotective boyfriend.

Poop: Akutagawa and Atsushi are dating!?

Gin-ane: Not yet, but Ryuu is acting like they are.

Ryuu-ani: If you all dont stop blowing up the weretigers phone I will hit you, personally I already have this chat muted.

Oba-san: I agree with Akutagawa, I have to get ready for a job.

Oji-Kunna: I am also for that idea, we have work to do at the agency, Akutagawa I will trust that Atsushi will be safe in your care.

Mama: I also agree, Miyo needs to go down for a nap.

Poop: She's five??

||Mama has muted the chat for seven hours, no one is allowed to reply||