BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter eight: partial family lunch

||Inside the 'Alliance' chat||

Chuuyas_Top sent a voice message.
"Chuuya, can you come here please? I have the wine you want, but sadly I can't move, I'm stuck."

Dazais_Bottom: Why the fuck did you send that here?
Dazais_Bottom: You should have just called me or messaged me privately.

Ryuu: I think he wants to fuck you, Chuuya-sama.

Sushi_roll: No, I'm with Dazai-san, he is literally stuck, I'm holding the wine.
SUshi_roll: Dazai-san decided that getting to a really thin hole with his hand (and phone) above his head for a suicide attempt was a good idea.

Dazais_Bottom: Atsushi, ignore Dazai and come to my apartment. I'm ordering lunch for you, it should be here when you get here.
Dazais_Bottom: Ryuu, before you ask, you and Gin are both invited to come along too.

Ryuu: I shall be there soon, I have to clean up this body.

Sushi_roll: Chuuya-san, I don't know your address
Sushi_roll: Good work on the job Ryuu! <3

Ryuu: Thank you, I made sure not to hurt him too badly since he still needs to be questioned, though one of his arms did get ripped off so that is what I'm cleaning. I may be a bit late Chuuya-sama.

Gin_is_cool: I sadly can not attend the family gathering. I promised Princess Nakahara that we could have a tea-party with Elise.

Dazais_Bottom: that is fine Gin
Dazais_Bottom: I shall send you my address through direct messages, Atsushi
Dazais_Bottom: Well done on a good job, Ryuu. It is fine if you're late, I'm going to order more food anyways.

Chuuyas_Top: Help..?

Dazais_Bottom: No.

Ryuu: I'm a bit busy Dazai-san.

Sushi_roll: I tried but you're pretty stuck in there..

Gin_is_cool: Can't, I have a tea-party to attend.

Chuuyas_Top: Anyone..?

*****

Chuuya sighed, shaking his head. Chuuya walked over to the door and opened it, being greeted by an extremely shy Atsushi, with two bottles of wine in hand, he looked out of place holding them.

"Chuuya-san, I have brought the wine.." he said awkwardly. The ginger turned and opened the door more, offering the boy inside.

"Come on, the food and Ryuu will be here soon." Chuuya was glad he had the day off, though he missed his other two children (Miyo and Gin). Atsushi slowly walked in, glancing around as Chuuya closed the door, humming as he led the boy to the living room. "Just set those down somewhere, I'll clean up after lunch."

Atsushi nodded and set the bottles down, hands shaking lightly, he had no idea what to do and since Chuuyas apartment was so fancy and clean he was worried about touching anything, even the floor.

Chuuya smiled "I have two cats and a dog, don't worry about making any mess and just sit down." That did help calm Atsushi's nerves, slowly he sat down on the soft, red couch which he was surprised to find was fluffy. "Miyo likes to sleep on the couches during the day to regain energy, so I brought some fluffy and soft ones for her."

Atsushi smiled, "you're a good parent."

Chuuya's heart softened, even more if that was possible, he was weak to kids he loved them and had adopted three, which might not have been a good idea considering two were close in age to him. "Thank you, Atsushi." he said gently, sitting beside him. "I've been meaning to ask.. How did you meet Dazai?"

"Oh! That.." he laughed awkwardly. "He was working on a case about a man-eating-tiger which had shown up two weeks before we met.." he said weakly, playing with his hands. "I happened to find him trying to drown himself in a river and pulled him out. I don't think he was very happy about it but he was calm while we talked."

Chuuya nodded along, paying close attention to each word. "Okay, you met him when he was trying to kill himself again?"

"Yea, it was interesting considering the fact he and Kunikida took me to eat after I got him out of the river." Ryunosuke had arrived and was just silently listening in while standing in the doorway. "They started to talk about their job and I got curious, so I asked a few questions and when they spoke about the tiger I freaked out.."

Atsushi was mumbling, a little faint blush on his cheeks from embarrassment. Chuuya hugged him, petting his head... just his parental instincts taking over. "After we talked Dazai-san took me to a warehouse and I was talking about the orphanage, then I heard a sound and freaked out, I don't remember much of it after looking at the moon but Dazai said I was the tiger or something.." Atsushi seemed more relaxed with Chuuya holding him– maybe it's just Atsushi being a kid. "However my right hand didn't change back, I freaked out again when I saw it.. That was the day I met Dazai and the rest of the agency– or most of them."

Chuuya hummed "That's quite the interesting story." He slowly pulled away from the hug and held his hands up "don't give me that glare, Ryuu let me hug my son-in-law."

"Son-in-law?" Atsushi looked up, looking between the two of them, Chuuya coughing violently as if he had said something he shouldn't have.

Akutagawa smiled bitterly "The food arrived when I did, shall we eat?" He held up three bags of hot food, which he had just received from the front door. The black haired man walked over, starting to unpack everything onto the table in front of the other two males.

"I'm sorry, I'll move is you want to sit next to Chuuya-san—"

"Weretiger, all you have to do is stand up once I'm done unpacking the food and sit back down when I tell you to." Akutagwawa said with a more gentle smile. "Do you understand?"

"Yes.." he squeaked, cheeks flushing a bit more, only this time he wasn't embarrassed.

Chuuya sighed, crossing his arms. "He is not sitting on your lap, Ryuu. You'll kill the poor boy if you make him do that."

Akutagawa hummed, looking up at his adoptive father. "He is a lap cat."

Atsushi whined, cheeks still flushed. "No, I'm a tiger."

"Tigers are large cats, which makes them cats." Ryunosuke argused back, a pout starting to form on his face "and the weretiger is my boyfriend, I'm allowed to give him affection."

"And I'm allowed to remove your weekends off." Chuuya hummed, a small smile on his face. "I do not wish for my son-in-law to have a gay panic and pass out before he can eat."

"Yes mama." Akutagwa said with a roll of his eyes, Chuuya was very much more of a mother then a father but he didn't mind, he made him happy to know that someone cared that much about him. He was happy to know that Chuuya was proud of him and cared enough to baby him over a single cut, unlike Dazai, but he wasn't obsessed with getting recognition anymore.

He has four people who love him and praise him more than anyone else. His two adorable little sisters, his adoptive father and his beloved boyfriend. He didn't need Dazai's recognition or praise anymore, he already had all he needed. "Sushi, open your mouth." he grumbled, using hsi chopsticks to pick up some food, watching the white-haired boy open his mouth confusingly before having food shoved into his throat.

Chuuya hummed "If only Miyo and Gin were here.." he whispered softly, then it would be a full family lunch– minus Dazai. Chuuya shook his head and looked at Akutagawa "be careful, you could choke him if you do that without warning again."

"Sorry.." Akutagawa muttered, crossing his arms, he was trying his best but was sadly failing in all categories of 'cutestie boyfriend'. However Atsushi didn't seem to mind it at all.

The rest of lunch was quiet with gentle banter between the three of them, Chuuya ignoring Dazai's texts.