BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter twelve: Hunting dogs

||In the family chat||

Miyo added As1
Miyo added As2

Mama: Miyo, darling, who are these?

Miyo sent a voice message
"My friends!"

Oba-san: How sweet, may I know their names?

As2: Our names are our usernames.

Ryuu-ani: Is this a five year old?

As2: Yes

Gine-ane: You type like you're an adult–

As2: Shhh, don't question it.

As1 sent a voice message
"She's the only one able to write."

Miyo sent a voice message
"Yea.." there was a pause "she's so cool! And she's the youngest out of us!"

Mama: You three are meant to be at school.

As2: My brother and I are hiding, some men in red uniforms are hunting us down.

Poop: I'm sorry, the hunting dogs are after you?

As1 sent a voice message
"Yes, I believe so."

Mama: Why??

As2: I think it's because we look like a mix between two of them or it's because my brother killed someone.

Yosa-oba: He killed someone?

As2: It was an old man, he touched my but.

Mama: That is a very reasonable reaction to that man.

Oba-san: Shall we fine you two and bring you to the mafia for protection?

As2: I don't think they're actual dogs, they haven't sniffed us out yet, they're fighting between each other. One is eating a hard boiled egg with its shell on, the other appears to be blind and angry at the other's choice of food.

Poop: ahhhh
Poop: Jouno and Tecchou have come for these children.
Poop: The brains and the brawn of the hunting dogs

Mama: No, they are not actual dogs, you needn't worry about them barking.

As2: The blind one seems to be looking at us, I'm going offline.

As2 and As1 are offline.
Poop has changed his name.

Dad: Anyways, now that my name is fixed lets get on with this.
Dad: Why are the hunting dogs after As1 and As2?

Mama: They escaped from a lab, like Miyo did. That has to be part of it..

Oba-san: Yes, that is part. Maybe it's because they have the dna of those two hunting dogs inside them?

Mama: The boy did have white hair that matched Jouno's and the girl had brown hair to match Tecchous, The boy's eyes match Techhous.

Oji-Kunna: The only issue is if the girl's eyes match Jounos.

Mama: She has red eyes, I'm not sure if Jouno has red eyes.

Yosa-ane: He might, he might have albinism or something.

Mama: But does that give a person red eyes?

Yosa-ane: No, it just makes it look like it does in certain lighting so it might be a recessive gene or something instead.

Oji-Kunna: Now, how the hell do we get those kids out of there?

As1 is online

As1: Good evening everyone, this is Jouno Saigiku and Tecchou Suehiro, may we know why you are blowing up the phone of a person wanted for murder?

Mama: Shit–

Dad: No swearing in this chat, remember?

As1: Oh god, what is with all of these names?
As1: I won't be able to tell who is who.

Mama: May I know why you think these children have murdered someone?

Oba-san: Your accusations are quite over the top.

Dad: Last time I checked these two kids were at school.

Candy man: The whole reason you two are hunting the children down is because you know what they are, right that's the only explanation because the government wouldn't have sent the kids biological parents out to look for them even if they were made in a test tube.

Mama: Since when were you here!?

Candy man: The beginning but I didn't find it necessary to talk to you lot while I was talking to Poe.

As1: I-
As1: How did you know about that?"

Mama: My daughter is the same.

As1: Ah, then would you happen to know where the kids are?

Mama: I have no idea.

Oba-san: I got to them before you two got the phone.

As1: Ah, are they under your protection then, 'Oba-san'?

Oba-san: Yes.

As1: May I know why you're protecting children who are not yours?

Candy man: She adopts every child she can.

Mama: She's got motherly instincts.

As1: I see,
As1: Shall we organise a meetup so there is no violence while we talk?

Dad: We can organise it for tomorrow in the cafe under the ADA

As1: Ah, so these are members of the armed detective agency?

Mama: And another group but you find that out later.

As1: Very well. I will not worry for now.
As1: I believe they won't be harmed

Mama: The twins will not be harmed, do not worry.

As1: Very well.
As1: I shall trust you for now, however I wish to be added to this chat via my own mobile, as well as my partner.

Mama: Right, you're blind, how are you typing and reading?

As1: I've had something implanted in my mind that is allowing me to 'see' as a sort, it's all sent to my mind in images so it's like seeing, I'm able to 'see' though my shut eyes.

Dad: I see, very well. That is quite interesting.

Mama: I swear if we end up having the rat and the clown join this group chat as well because they had a child or more then one in the same factor as Miyo As1 and As2 I'll have a breakdown.

Candy man: Would you like me to tell you how likely that will happen?

Mama: No.
Mama: Go get a science baby with your boyfriend.

Candy man: ....
Candy man: I quite like that idea, I shall go call Poe now.

As1: Is this chat really child friendly?

Dad: There's a few rules from 'Mama' I shall resend them.

1) No swearing
2) No fighting
3) No arguing
4) No suggestive content

We have a separate chat for all of that~

Mama: I will change your name back to 'ppop', Dazai

Dad: I'm sorry!!!

As1: I'm going to go make sure Tecchou isn't overworking himself again, this chat is strange.

Mama: You hunting down five year olds isn't?

As1: Shut up please.

Oba-san: I have children to take care of, please stop blowing up my phone.

|| Oji-Kunna has muted the chat for three hours ||