BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter Twenty-nine: Love me not

||You are now private messaging Deca||

Toria: I cannot agree to partake in this prank with you, Mena

Deca: Why not?

Toria: I have no desire to do so.

Deca: Killjoy.
Deca: How can I make you agree?

Toria: Purchase my favourite dessert for me, and perhaps I will consider your request.

Deca: I'll buy you five puddings if you agree to do this, now.

Toria: I accept the invitation.

Deca: Good.

||In gov units chat||

Jouno: Victoria and Mena have both been really inactive lately...

Lunna: Tori has been busy beating up her brother and her brother's boyfriend.

Tecchou: .... What did they do to get her mad?

Devana: Atsushi was engaging in a physical altercation with Akutagawa, resulting in Akutagawa severing Atsushi's leg.

Fukuchi: We did not need to know that information.

Teruko: Why are they even still in this chat?
Teruko: This is meant to be for government units only.

Lunna: The assassination unit is a government unit, Teruko Ōkura. You know that. Please stop trying to start pointless fights with my unit while some of them are busy handling personal things.

Teruko: So stalking Tachi is 'personal'?

Lunna: ....
Lunna: Who let Mena out of her room!?

Milla: She said she had to pee....

Lunna: It's... okay. I can't blame you.
Lunna: You're too kind.

Teruko: What the fuck..?
Teruko: Why was the demon locked up?

Devana: Mena declined to attend therapy, hence we are doing our utmost to keep her separated from Tachihara.

Jouno: Therapy?
Jouno: Why hasn't she started that earlier?
Jouno: Shes fucking thirty-two!

Lunna: .....
Lunna: She should have been in therapy ages ago.

Devana: What is the age of Tachihara?

Fukuchi: He is nineteen.
Fukuchi: Why is Mena obsessed with Tachihara?

Lunna: Tori is the only one who knows. I can't answer that.

Victoria: He is the initial individual outside of our circle to extend compassion towards her, following the torment she endured in her youth as a result of the physical repercussions of her unique gift. (I received approval prior to disclosing).

Teruko: Pretty lame reason to stalk someone.

Victoria: You endure the audacity of individuals attempting to forcibly extract objects from your cranium and subjecting you to the torment of being engulfed in flames, all because of the peculiar growth stemming from your extraordinary capabilities.

Lunna: That's enough information, Victoria. Calm down.

Teruko: ....

Mena: Do you really love me?

Victoria: Do you love me not?

Jouno: What is happening?

Tachihara: No idea

Teruko: Is this some sort of fight over Tachi? If so it's pathetic.

Lunna: How did you get Tori to agree to this?