BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter twenty-one: Joint mission? No.

||In gov units chat||

Fukuchi made a groupchat
Fukuchi added Lununa, Victoria, Jouno, Tecchou and five others

Fukuchi: This chat is only to be used for work purposes like the reason it has been made, we are not efficient enough to complete this capture mission so I have been told by the government to have our unit (The hunting dogs) team up with your unit, the assassination unit.

Lunna: This is my first time hearing about this. If you are making things up I will slit your throat myself.

Jouno: May I advise you to keep your language to yourself?

Victoria: Lunna possesses the privilege to express herself freely, for she holds a superior position compared to yours. Therefore, engaging in any form of dispute with her is utterly unnecessary. If you desire to retain the functionality of your tongue and fingers, I strongly advise you to withdraw from this confrontation.

Tecchou: Don't threaten Jouno.

Mena: Don't talk to Lunna like that and there will be no problems.

Lunna: Victoria, Mena. Stop.

Mena: Yes, captain

Victoria: Certainly, dear mother.

Teruko: Mother?
Teruko: Is this the kind of relationship you assholes have with each other?

Milla: Shall I drown you for insulting my group?

Lunna: Milla, enough.

Fukuchi: How about we all calm down, you're not meant to be fighting with each other.

Mena: why do we have to work with you?

Tachihara: Because the higher ups asked us to?

Mena: ...

Devana: Mena, no.

Jouno: What's the mission again?

Victoria: Engaging in a capture mission, an endeavor that lies beyond the realm of our esteemed unit. It is utterly preposterous that we find ourselves entangled in this foolish escapade, which you seem to be incapable of executing proficiently. We, the epitome of finesse and efficiency, excel in the art of stealth and accomplishing tasks with unparalleled swiftness, unlike you imbeciles.

Teruko: You're talking in gibberish, what kind of dumbass would be able to understand you?

Jouno: Teruko, it's quite easy to understand Victoria, you're just trying to be rude for no reason.

Mena: I'm about to beat someone. @Devana get your ass here and hold me back.

Devana is online

Devana: Has Tori been insulted by this woman?

Lunna: You guys need to stay calm.

Mena: No, they're being assholes.

Lunna has muted Mena and Victoria for a minute

Lunna: I apologise but we will not be helping you on this missing as the higher ups have yet to give me an order to get my unit involved. And to avoid conflict we will be leaving this group chat as there is no need for communication between our units.

Fukuchi: I see

Lunna has left the chat
Victoria has left the chat
Devana has left the chat
Milla has left the chat

Mena: I still hate all of you other than Tachihara.
Mena: If you need me Tachihara, come find me I can kill anyone you want and make all your creams come true

Mena: dreams*

Mena has left the chat

Tachihara: uh...

Jouno: She likes you.