BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter five: New group chat

||You are now private messaging Dazai||

Chuuya: What the fuck happened last night?
Chuuya: Dazai?

Dazai: Oh after I killed the guy you fainted, said something about your wine being drugged but I think you passed out due to stress and me making you feel safe 😊

Chuuya: I passed out?
Chuuya: Oh
Chuuya: Did he leave this many hickeys on my neck?

Dazai: Oh, no
Dazai: He only left one, I felt upset that he had left something on you so I fixed it.

Chuuya: Ah,
Chuuya: I should have known, considering the heart shape of it.

Dazai: Do you like it, Chibi?~

Chuuya: No comment.

Dazai: Oh, Miyo came in once I had finished up with your neck too, she had a nightmare so I got her chocolate milk and all three of us snuggled. <3

Chuuya: What was the nightmare?

Dazai: ahhh
Dazai: Something about the men in white coming around to your apartment and hurting you because you refused to give her back.
Dazai: But it's nothing to worry about I shall protect you both

Chuuya: Okay, I'll have to take tomorrow off to stay with her.
Chuuya: Thank you for calming her down.
Chuuya: I will not need you to protect me or Miyo, I can handle it.

Dazai: Whatever you say, Chibi~

||Inside the 'family' chat||

Sushi-ane: I said no!

Ryuu-ani: Why not?

Sushi-ane: I don't want to be your pet!

Ryuu-ani: But you're a cat,
Ryuu-ani: cat's are pets.

Sushi-ane: I'm a tiger!
Sushi-ane: Tigers are not pet cats!

Gin-ane: Tigers are a big cat which means they can be a pet cat.

Candy man: Atsushi, at least let him pet you while you're full tiger.

Sushi-ane: I can't control my ability completely yet!!
Sushi-ane: I don't want to accidentally hurt anyone!

Mama: Ryuu, Gin, Ranpo please leave the sushi alone, he might have a gay panic while thinking about getting headpats from Ryuu.

Poop: Mama Chuuya is back in the chat 😍

Mama: I wish to leave.

Poop: I'm sorry, forgive me
Poop: Please?

Mama: Like I forgave you for getting me questioned at work?

Poop: I did?

Ryuu-ane: Dazai-san is the mosquito?
Ryuu-ane: (To keep our princess' purity how it is.)

Mama: Yes, he is.

Oba-san: Looks like I'll have to have a talk with you, Dazai.

Mama: Ane-san, don't worry, I'll just make him clean up after the cats until these are gone.

Oba-san: Okay, Chuuya-san, however please let me know if you want me to stab him. ^^

Mama: I will ane-san, don't worry.
Mama: Now I'm going to make a new group chat so we can say the things you want to without withdrawal.

Mama: Watching Ryuu hold back from swearing is amusing, but a lot funnier in real life.

Ryuu-ani: Chuuya-sama!
Ryuu-ani: You're the best!!

Chuuya made a chat,

Chuuya added: Dazai, Ryunosuke, Gin, Kōyō and four others.Chuuya has named the chat 'Fucking hell'Dazai has named the chat 'Chuuya's ass'Gin has named the chat 'Alliance GC'Chuuya: Now we shall go by our actual names in this one
Dazai has changed his nickname.Ryunosuke has changed his nickname.Chuuya_Simp has changed Chuuyas nickname.+6 other notifications

Dazai_Simp: Never mind

Dazai_Simp: What the fuck did you do to my name Dazai!?!?!

Chuuya_Simp: Is it wrong?
Chuuya_Simp: You were whimpering under me last night

Sushi_roll: What is going on..?

Ryuu: Do not mind them, weretiger.
Ryuu: Are you at home at the moment?

Sushi_roll: I am, however I'm sick so I wouldn't recommend coming over. I've been sick for a few days but now it's gotten worse. I don't want you getting sick Ryuu..

Ryuu: I'm on my way.
Ryuu: Ignore Dazai-san and Chuuya-sama.

Chuuya_Simp: Well, Chuuya?

Dazai_Simp has change his name

Nakahara: Shut up Dazai, I'm changing the locks so you won't be able to get into my house again.

Chuuya_Simp: Why did you change it?

Nakahara: Because I can, I'm going back to work.
Nakahara: Yasano, please look after Miyo for me.

Ya_slay: Will do Nakahara-kun.
Ya_slay: What the fuck is my name?

Nakahara: Dazai or 'Chuuya_Simp' did it.

Nakahara is offline.

Chuuya_Simp has changed Nakahara's nickname.

Ya_slay: Dazai, what did you change his name to?

Chuuya_Simp: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ya_saly: Dazai, he is going to kill you.

Chuuya_Simp Has changed his name