Nine-tail — Lunna KasmiTigress — Victoria NakajimaFire-Bird — Devana WeberDemon — Mena KuzmaSiren — Milla Nowak
||In the ass-class 2.0 Chat||
Demon: Fuck you
Yesterday 1:09pmSiren: Something happened...
Nine-tail: Milla, what happened?
Tigress: Has someone caused you harm?
Tigress: Is it imperative for me to eliminate an individual?Demon: Do I need to rip someone apart?
Fire-Bird: Should I set this individual on fire?
Siren: No
Siren: No need for that, I'm not hurt or in danger.
Nine-tail: Then what happened?
Siren: I have a boyfriend.
Tigress: That is a most deplorable situation, surpassing even the distress caused to you!
Siren: Tori, please..
Tigress: I am compelled to encounter this gentleman ere I bestow upon you my divine approval, and he must possess the audacity to implore for his existence should he fail to meet my lofty standards.
Fire-Bird: I concur with Victoria's viewpoint regarding this issue.
Demon: I also agree with Victoria.
Nine-tail: You three need to calm down.
Nine-tail: Milla, tell us about him.
Siren: Okay..
Siren: He is about 6'6, has four horns, darker skin, yellow and orange eyes...
Tigress: Has he made contact with your delicate being?
Siren: No
Fire-bird: Has he ever clasped your hand or bestowed a kiss upon you?
Siren: also no
Tigress: How many enchanting rendezvous has he escorted you to?
Siren: About twenty now...
Nine-tail: Both of you stop it.
Nine-tail has muted Tigress and Fire-bird for ten minutes
Nine-tail: Is he nice to you?
Siren: Yes
Demon: Does he pay?
Siren: He refuses to let me pay...
Demon: Good.
Siren: I feel bad though!
Nine-tail: Have you talked to him about this, hun?
Siren: yes, however he still wont let me pay.
Siren: Did I mention he has a tail?Nine-tail: oh
Nine-tail: Is his ability similar to Menas?Siren: His ability is called Devil's claw, it's quite dangerous actually...
Nine-tail: Milla...
Nine-tail: Don't tell me he's a terrorist..Siren: He's not!
Siren: Not that I know of at least...Demon: I want his name so I can look him up and see.
Siren: uhhh....
Siren: His name is Xabian Zhou
Demon: Is he chinese?
Siren: He is...
Demon: Understood.
Nine-tail: Shall we have a meeting with him?
Siren: Why?
Nine-tail: So he can meet the family.
Siren: I don't think he's ready for that....
Tigress: Tonight's exquisite dinner affair demands his presence if he wishes to prolong his existence.
Fire-bird: He will be joining us for dinner.
Siren: Oh god...
||You are now private messaging 💜Demon💜||
Milla: So I told them about you
Xabian: How did they take it?
Milla: You're to come over for dinner tonight if You don't want to be killed my sister, Victoria and my brother Devana. My sister Mena is doing like three hundred background checks on you and Mother is the most calm one about this as always.
Xabian: Oh god...
Milla: So.. dinner tonight?
Xabian: Lets hope I don't die..
MIlla: Lets hope
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