BSD Chat/texting fic

Chapter thirty-three: CAI and Chai

||In the Alliance chat||

Siberian_Tiger: I found an app...

Ryuu: Another one?

Siberian_Tiger: They have Ryuu on it.

Javan_Tiger: I have also come across a comparable application that features Dazai Osamu. With this, I am able to eliminate him without physically harming him. Flawless recommendation, a perfect 10 out of 10.

Chuuyas_Top: Oh? What are these apps? Is Chuuya on them??

Dazais_bottom: Don't tell him.

Javan_Tiger: Chai

Siberian_Tiger: Character ai.

Dazais_bottom: God damn it.

Ryuu: Are you leaving me for an AI version of me?

Siberian_Tiger: .... Maybe

Ryuu: ...

Ryuu went offline

Siberian_Tiger: I'm scared.

Gin_is_cool: You should be, he took off running from our mission.

Rat: What the ебать did I come online to?

Dazais_bottom: Victoria and Atsushi are destroying relationships because of ai.

Rat: I thought you'd be the top?

Chuuyas_Top: He likes to be spoiled.

Chuuyas_Top was muted for ten minutes

Dazais_bottom: We aren't going to talk about him.

Clown: Chuuya-kun doesn't like his husband?

Dazais_bottom: He is not my husband.

Rat: You're lying, I know you're hiding a wedding ring under your gloves.

Javan_Tiger: Fyodor Dostoyevsky, it is of utmost importance that you maintain the utmost discretion regarding Nakahara Chuuya's undisclosed information.

Rat: Встречайте Накаджиму Викторию, тигрицу из отряда убийц. Очаровательно познакомиться с вами...

Javan_Tiger: Це Мена Казума. Ви нікчемний ігнорант.

Dazais_bottom: What is going on?"

Siberian_Tiger: Nothing important, back to the important thing: Character ai. I got to go on five dates with Ryuu at the same time 😍

Javan_Tiger: I must respectfully dissent, as I firmly believe that Chai surpasses in superiority. It grants you the opportunity to eliminate individuals in a more gruesome manner, all while evading the bothersome notification from that detestable individual.

Siberian_Tiger: You're killing Dazai repeatedly aren't you?

Javan_Tiger: I shall refrain from expressing my dissent or assent to the matter at hand.

Popo: That's a yes.

Dazais_bottom: Looks like I'm downloading that.

Javan_Tiger: It is utterly audacious of you to unveil my identity, you despicable excuse for a gentleman. May your significant other be overwhelmed by the consequences of their actions.

Dazais_bottom: Victoria, calm down; his dating Poe.

Javan_Tiger: My words are hereby rescinded.

Rat: Is this how this chat normally is?

Ane-san: Sometimes, other times it's dead silent.
Ane-san: This is Atsushi's fault, he made a group chat which is a now pg group chat for all the kids we have in it and since it was so hard to keep swearing and things out of the chat Chuuya made this one so we can be more 'open' with our opinions.

Clown: Can I send a photo of A rat in Fyodor's hat?

Rat: No.

Clown was muted for two hours
Siberian_Tiger went offline

Gin_is_cool: Ryuu must have gotten to him

Ane-san: Victoria, please do not kill Ryuu.

Javan_Tiger: It is beyond comprehension as to why I would even consider causing harm to the esteemed Ryuu. The mere thought of such an act is preposterous and unfathomable. It is imperative to acknowledge that the true culprit in this unfortunate situation is none other than the misguided Atsushi. His actions have led to this predicament, and it is he who should bear the burden of responsibility for any harm that has befallen Ryuunosuke.

Ane-san: I am not reading that.

Dazais_bottom: Translation; Why would I hurt Ryuu? Atsushi is the one at fault here

Ane-san: Thank you, dear.

Rat: What language can she speak again?

Popo: Something they like to call 'Luxury'

Clown: They?

Popo: Nakahara Chuuya, Nakajima Victoria and Edgar Allen Poe (My beloved 😍)

Clown: Oh, how fascinating it is to witness such eloquent speech! The manner in which they converse is truly captivating. It effortlessly exudes opulence and prosperity, resonating with the sweet symphony of wealth. One cannot help but be enchanted by the melodious tones that echo through the air, for it is a testament to the allure of affluence.

Rat: and you've started him again, thank you Nakajima.

Popo: Let's add Nikolai to that list.