Chapter Fourteen: Ass-Unit??

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{{Before this chapter is started I made this during my study in 11/24/2023 at 11:53 am these are new characters I have made and have yet to make any stories with, however I'm sure you'll get the name of the chat easily.}}

||In the ass-class 2.0 Chat||

Tigress: The task has been successfully accomplished, fulfilling its purpose with utmost precision and finesse.

Nine-Tail: Thank you, Victoria. You may go rest now.

(9:30am, Monday 16/9)

Today

Demon: Mum.

Nine-Tail: Yes, Mena?

Demon: I found out Jouno and Tecchou of the HD Unit are meeting with an ADA member and a few PM members.

Tigress: Does any concern arise regarding the pastimes engaged in by the hunting dogs during their leisure hours?

Tigress: During your leisure hours, you indulge in the captivating pursuit of observing Tachihara of the hunting canines, under the guise of being enamoured with his presence.

Demon: I do love him!

Nine-Tail: Both of you, that is enough.

Demon: Okay mum

Tigress: Certainly, dear mother.

Fire-bird: Could you provide some context for what is occurring?

Tigress: Mena's vexation intensifies as she witnesses the frivolous pursuits of Jouno Saigiku and Tecchou Suehiro, the hunting dogs, during their leisure hours. I, however, perceive their actions as utterly preposterous.

Demon: Victoria!

Nine-Tail: I'm going to Milla, I can't handle you two anymore.

Nine-Tail is offline

Fire-bird: Is Mena obsessing over trivial matters like this once more?

Demon: I do not fuss over things like this all the time and it is not a 'trivial matter'! It's important! They're meeting with an armed detectives agency member and two port mafia members!!

Fire-bird: Deca, those individuals are not affiliated with our unit. It would be best if you let go of the matter and refrain from creating unnecessary conflict over such a trivial issue.

Tigress: I concur with Devana's viewpoint on this matter. It is not within our purview to meddle in this affair, hence we should refrain from interfering.

Demon: Oh come on, are you not curious about what it is about?

Tigress: Most certainly not.

Fire-bird: Absolutely not.

Demon: Is this why you go out drinking together?
Demon: Because you're both useless unless drunk?

Tigress: Deca, I implore you to retract your words immediately, lest I am compelled to relieve you of your sight.

Fire-bird: I urge you to reconsider your words, Deca, unless you want to experience the burning consequences that await you.

Demon: Geeze, fine. I take it back.

Tigress: Regrettably, I must take my leave as I am obliged to embark upon a noble quest that requires my immediate attention.

Tigress is offline

Demon: Why does she call jobs 'noble quest'es or whatever?

Fire-bird: I'm sorry that you are not acquainted with the eloquence of luxury.

Demon: oh yea, what do you speak then? Academic?

Fire-bird: My linguistic skills are specifically tailored to formal communication.

Demon: I hate this.

Demon is offline

Fire-bird: How amusing

Fire-bird is offline

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