||In the Alliance chat||
Oppo: If Dazai comes by your house today, Nakahara please send him back to work.
Dazais_bottom: He lives with me.
Blind_doggy: And you said you weren't married.
Chuuyas_top: We arent
Strong_doggy: you act like it
Javan_Tiger: It is quite intriguing to observe the dynamic between you and Jouno. Upon our initial encounter during our inaugural joint mission, I must confess, I was under the impression that the two of you were bound by the sacred vows of matrimony, given the intensity of your disagreements.
Blind_doggy: Victoria, keep your thoughts to yourself.
Javan_Tiger: You dare to inquire about the unattainable, Jouno.
Ya_slay: why don't we all just shut up. How did this go from kunikida needing Dazai at work to two government organisation workers arguing over marriage. Also, Victoria, you're single, do not fight with people in a relationship. When was the last time you even went on a date?
Javan_tiger: Tonight, I am scheduled to rendezvous for a romantic evening.
Popo: She has a date.
Siberian_Tiger: With who!?
Siberian_Tiger: Since when do you date!?
Javan_Tiger: Tonight marks a rendezvous of platonic nature, where I find myself accompanied by the esteemed Mean Kuzma, a fellow comrade within the ranks of our illustrious assassination unit. This occasion, however, is but a fleeting moment in time, destined to be cherished solely for this singular instance.
Popo: So it's a one time thing?
Javan_Tiger: Indeed
Javan_Tiger: In my absence on this noble quest, I shall graciously extend an invitation to her, welcoming her into this esteemed group conversation. It is my fervent hope that she may forge meaningful connections and find solace in the company of kindred spirits. I implore you, dear companions, to exhibit the utmost courtesy and compassion, for she finds herself in a delicate state of vulnerability.
Oppo: Great, another murder.
Javan_Tiger added Immasuckyourdick to the chat
Oppo: What kind of username is that?!
Immasuckyourdick: The kind a stuck up cunt wouldn't understand.
Javan_Tiger: Oh dear, Mena! We simply do not employ such a vulgar vernacular.
Immasuckyourdick: Sorry...
Dazais_bottom: So this is the girl you're going on a date with?
Rat: The names match.
Clown: Kuzma?
Immasuckyourdick: yes?
Clown: Gogol.
Immasuckyourdick: привіт, мене звати Мена
Clown: привіт мене звуть Микола
Rat: ahhh, she's Ukrainian then.
Chuuyas_top: Is that what that is?
Rat: yes. I think she's just made a friend @Javan_Tiger
Javan_Tiger: Delighted am I, for the time has come for me to embark on my journey with utmost urgency.
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BSD Chat/texting fic
FanficThis is my first time writng this type of fic so I have no idea how it will play out but I do know that I will be adding actual chapter's (E.g dazai and chuuya going on a date-- or something) so you will get the full story not just a short recap. I...
