This is my first time writng this type of fic so I have no idea how it will play out but I do know that I will be adding actual chapter's (E.g dazai and chuuya going on a date-- or something) so you will get the full story not just a short recap. I...
Mama: It's an Egyptian maus. She said it looked like Atsushi so she got him while I was taking her around and showing her animals. This is the second cat to live in my apartment.
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Sushi-ane: Awwe, she's so sweet!!
Ryuu-ani: why is the weretiger being called 'Big sister'? I thought he was male.
Sushi-ane: I am a male, I think Chuuya-san made a mistake when typing in my contact name for her ^^
Mama: I didn't, she's been calling you 'Sushi-ane' after your last picnic with the Akutagawa siblings.
Sushi-ane: Awwe! She's adorable!
Ryuu: you don't care that she's calling you 'Big sister'?
Sushi-ane: Nope! I don't mind.
Poop: why does everyone other than me get a good nameee?
Mama: Because you tried to name yourself 'dad' without my permission and I refuse to have you near my child.
Poop: You're so mean Chibi~
Ryuu-ani: says the one who left him alone, could have taken him with you at least. 🙄
Gin-ane: That was kind of rude Dazai-san
Sushi-ane: that is kind of mean Dazai-san, if you brought him into the port mafia you could have at least offered to take him with you.. If you did, maybe you'd have a better relationship with him now.
Poop: well I was going to, but when I showed up he was passed out on his couch.
Mama: can you all stop arguing, this is literally against the rules I set.
Poop: No, you said no fighting, not no arguing.
Mama: Dazai I swear to god. I'll add arguing to the rule list.
1) No swearing 2) No fighting 3) No arguing 4) No suggestive content, if you wish for me to make a chat between us all (excluding Miyo) for you to speak freely about stuff I will.
Mama: Done.
Ryuu-ani: I'm sorry for breaking that rule Chuuya-san
Mama: You're fine Ryuu, Dazai's the only one in trouble. Dazai, go sit in the corner.
Poop: Why?
Mama: I saw what you sent Miyo privately, you should be glad she is playing with Gin.
Oba-san: What did he say?
Mama: I don't want to say, but Miyo would have started crying if she saw it.
Poop: It wasn't that bad.
||Mama muted Poop for ten minutes||
Mama: It was him calling her new kitten she had sent photos of (like the one I sent) a dead weight and a monster.
Oba-san: That would indeed make Miyo upset, Dazai you need to delete that message immediately.
Sushi-ane: Dazai-san, you shouldn't say such mean things to her, she's only little.
Mama sent a voice message
"I love mama, Oba-san, Ryuu-ani, Gin-ane and Sushi-ane!"
"Miyo, darling can I have my phone back please?"
Sushi-ane: I love you too Miyo-chan!
Ryuu-ani: ^
Gin-ane: Ryuu and I love you too Princess.
Oba-san: I love you too little one.
Oji-Kunna: what is happening?
Oji-Kunna: Dazai.
Oji-Kunna: I shall punish him as I see fit, i'm sorry for stealing your boyfriend from you Nakahara-san.
Mama: He is not my boyfriend.
Sushi-one: Really?
Sushi-ane: Dazai-san always talks about how 'cute my chibi is' while he shows us photos of you.
Ryuu-ane: why did I hear glass breaking?
Oba-san: There is no need to worry, I have Miyo with me so Chuuya-san didnt hurt her..
Gin-one: He broke the window.
Ryuu-oni: HE BROKE THE WINDOW!?
Ryuu-ani: HOW?!
Ryuu-ani: WHY!?
Sushi-one: Must have been angry with what Dazai had been doing behind his back... And his ability must have done it.
Gin-ane: No, he is extremely flustered, this has happened before.
Yosa-Oba: Dazai gives me possessive-yandere boyfriend vibes.
Gin-ane: he is one, Chuuya-sama was being hit on by these two guys while he was drunk and Dazai-san came out of nowhere then kinda scared them off after threatening to kill them.
Gin-ane: Oh, he also showed them Chuuya-sama's neck full of kisses and nibbles. (keeping it innocent for Miyo is hard TnT)
Yosa-Oba: dang, we should pay someone to make out with drunk Chuuya and see what happens.
Poop: They would die.
Poop: I'll kill them for touching my Chibi.
Mama: Shut up. I'm going back to work.
Mama: Ane-san, please make sure Miyo is put to bed before 8pm.
Oba-san: Of course, Chuuya-san
Oba-san: Have fun on your mission.
Poop: Chibi is going on a mission, without me?!
Poop: How dare you?
Mama: It's not anything special, I just have to make some guy sleep for a while (please don't use the word kill Gin, Dazai, I don't want Miyo to find out about her ability yet.)
Gin-ane: Right, sorry Mama
Poop: No, I'm going with you Chibi.
Poop: Gin, you just called Chuuya 'Mama'
Gin-ane: Autocorrect
Ryuu-ani: Totally.
Ryuu-ani: Weretiger, are you busy tonight?
Sushi-ane: I am not ^^
Sushi-ane: Do you need help with something, Ryuu?
Poop: 'Ryuu'??
Sushi-ane: I was reading the name he was saved as and wasn't paying attention to what i was typing. I'm so so sorry!!!
Ryuu-ani: It's fine Weretiger.
Ryuu-ani: Anyways I'll be at your apartment in a minute, get dressed in something nice, I'm taking you with me somewhere.
Gin-ane: Is this a SSKK date??
Sushi-ane: Okay Aku, I'll be ready by the time you get here! <3
Ryuu-ani: Good.
Poop: when did they start dating!?!
Mama: You've missed a lot while you've been trying to sleep forever.
