||Private group: Cats and hell hound||
Victoria made a group chat
Victoria added Atsushi and Akutagawa
Victoria: Pray tell, dear Atsushi, who on earth is this gentleman?
Atsushi: Ahhhh
Atsushi: Tori, this is my boyfriend
Akutagawa: I'm his husband.
Victoria: Astonishing! What on earth is this I hear about?!
Atsushi: He is my boyfriend, not my husband.
Victoria: Has he purloined your maiden kiss, your inaugural encounter of intimacy?
Victoria: Has he caressed your delicate being?
Victoria: Must I eliminate him?
Victoria: Has he inflicted harm upon you?
Victoria: Atsushi, respond to my inquiry immediately!
Atsushi: Ane-san, you need to calm down. He has kissed me, we have not spent the night together like that, he has harmed me before we started dating (he removed my leg) but it's fine.
Akutagawa: I was flirting when I did that.
Atsushi: Not everyone understands your way of flirting, Aku.
Akutagawa: I know..
Victoria: The audacity of his actions, stealing away your precious first kiss and inflicting pain upon you, is utterly unforgivable. In response, I shall orchestrate a meticulously calculated demise for him, a punishment befitting his heinous transgressions.
Atsushi: Tori, No.
Akutagawa: What..?
Victoria: I shall embark on a methodical journey, delicately extracting his vital organs, one by one, and forcefully introducing them into his own throat. The retribution he shall endure will be a testament to the depths of his wrongdoing.
Akutagawa: Is she sane?
Atsushi: No, not really. She kills people for a living.
Akutagawa: Oh, that makes sense.
Victoria: ☺️
Atsushi: She's really mad, you might want to hide, Aku, she's coming to kill you.
Victoria: His futile attempts to elude my presence are in vain, for I possess an unwavering ability to uncover his every move.
Victoria is offline
Atsushi: Oh shit–
Atsushi is offline
Akutagawa is offline
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BSD Chat/texting fic
FanfictionThis is my first time writng this type of fic so I have no idea how it will play out but I do know that I will be adding actual chapter's (E.g dazai and chuuya going on a date-- or something) so you will get the full story not just a short recap. I...
