New Friends, New Family, New Forever

No One's Ready

{A/N: Photo above is Sarah's dress for the event}

Sarah's POV:

Phoebe & I walk into the apartment in fancy dresses for Ross' event tonight.

Phoebe: "Hello."

Ross: "Hey!"

Joey: "Whoa!"

Ross: "Wow, hello! You look great!"

Me: "Thank you."

Phoebe: "We know, though."

Ross: "You see these, these are people who are ready to go. Phoebe, Sarah, you, oh, you are my stars."

Phoebe: "Oh, well, you're my lucky penny."

Then, Chandler walks out of the bathroom with a Cosmo magazine.

Chandler: "All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put career before men.-*to Joey*-Get up."

Joey: "What?"

Chandler: "You're in my seat."

Joey: "How is this your seat?"

Chandler: "'Cause I was sitting there."

Joey: "But then you left."

Chandler: "Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom. You knew I was coming back."

Joey: "What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else."

Chandler: "The big deal is I was sitting there last, so that's my seat."

Joey: "Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there.-*points to bathroom*-So."

Ross: "You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..."

Joey: "All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal.-*yells at Joey*-GET UP!"

Then, Monica walks in.

Monica: "Hi."

All: "Hey."

Monica: "Ooh, Phoebe, Sarah, you look great!"

Phoebe: "All right already."

Monica: *to Ross* "Ooh, are you gonna do magic?"

Ross: "That's funny. Change!"

Monica: "Hang on a second. I just got in."

Ross: "Look, I don't care. It starts at 8. We can't be late."

Phoebe: "We could not, would not want to wait."

I bite back a chuckle out of respect for Ross' nerves.

Ross: "Look, our table is down in front, ok? My boss is gonna be there; everyone will see if we arrive after it starts."

Monica: "Has somebody been drinking my fat?"

Chandler & Ross share a look as Rachel enters the room holding up an outfit.

Rachel: "You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?"