New Friends, New Family, New Forever

The Evil Orthodontist: Part 1

{A/N: Skipping to this episode since I don't see Sarah's presence having any significant changes in the other episodes}

Sarah's POV:

Tonight, we're discussing a debate as old as time itself.

Chandler: "I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty."

Joey: "No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, the toughest snack there is."

Ross: "I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're crazy."

Monica: *looks out the window* "Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!"

We rush to the window and follow her gaze.

Ross: "I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!"

Rachel: "Oh, that is so sick."

Chandler: "I feel violated. And not in a good way."

Phoebe: "How can people do that?"

We walk off in disgust until Phoebe calls out to regain our attention.

Phoebe: "Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!"

{Time skip}

Chandler's telling us all about his date with a girl named Danielle.

Chandler: "I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves; we didn't have to play any games..."

Monica: "So have you called her yet?"

Chandler: "Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem?-*to the guys*-I'm right, right?"

Joey & Ross: "Oh yeah."

Joey: "Let her dangle."

Monica: "I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people."

Me: "I can't believe I'm related to one of you people."

Phoebe: "Oh, God, just do it!-*hands Chandler a cordless phone*-Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!"

Chandler: "Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat."

Chandler calls Danielle, but hurriedly hangs up.

Chandler: "I got her machine."

Joey: "Her answering machine?"

Chandler: "No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up."

Phoebe: "So, uh, why didn't you say anything?"

Chandler: "Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase 'Yes indeedy-o'."

Monica and I look out the cafe's front window to see Rachel talking to her ex-fiancee, Barry. He showed up spontaneously one night, and she decided to hear him out.