New Friends, New Family, New Forever

TOW Frank Jr.

Sarah's POV:

Chandler and I enter his and Joey's apartment to find lumber everywhere.

Chandler: "Hey!"

Joey: "Hey!"

Chandler: "Hey-hey-hey."

Me: "So what happened? Did a forest tick you off?"

Joey: "No.-*to Chandler*-Y'know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail?"

Chandler: "Yeah?"

Joey: "Well, I started building one. But then, I decided to take it to the next step."

Me: "You're building a post office?"

Joey: "No, an entertainment unit with a mail cubby built right in. It's a one-day job, max."

Chandler: "Ok."

Chandler glances at Joey's pants as he walks past us, and admittedly, I do the same.

Chandler: "My word, those are snug."

I'll say.

Joey: "Oh, yeah. These are my old work pants. Sergio Valenti."

Chandler walks into his room but trips as he opens the door, revealing that it's been cut diagonally in half.

Joey: "Power saw kinda got away from me there."

{Time skip}

While the rest of us are in our usual hangout spot in Central Perk, Phoebe is pacing back and forth outside, waiting for her half-brother, Frank Jr., to visit. Rachel heads outside to check on her and retrieve her coffee mug before coming back inside as Chandler asks us a question.

Chandler: "Does anyone else think David Copperfield's cute?"

Monica: "No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox."

Chandler: "Alright, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her, uh, freebie list."

Joey: "Her what?"

Me: "It's a list of celebrities where, if you ever meet them, you can sleep with them without your boyfriend or girlfriend getting mad."

Chandler: "Exactly. And we only get 5 celebrities each."

Ross: "Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities."

Monica: "So, Chandler, who's on your list?"

Chandler: "Uh, Kim Bassinger, uh, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and, uh, Jessica Rabbit."

Me: "Now, you do realize she's a cartoon and way out of your league?"

Chandler: "I know, I know. I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head."

Joey: "Hey, Monica, who would yours be?"

Monica: "First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list."

Joey: "It's just a game, Mon."

I quietly chuckle as Joey makes a 'Can-you-believe-her' face to the rest of us.