New Friends, New Family, New Forever

The Two Bullies: Part 3/The 2 Parties: Part 1

Sarah's POV:

Joey, Monica & I are in her apartment. Joey is eating breakfast, Rachel has just gotten up, and Monica is on the phone.

Monica: "I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo."

Rachel: "Time is money my friend?"

Joey: "Yeah, you missed, 'Takes money to make money', and uh, 'Don't make me come down there and kick your wall street butt'."

Monica: "Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?"

Joey: "Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50."

Rachel: "How did you make $17?"

Monica: "Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY."

Me: "How come those?"

Monica: "Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy."

Rachel: "What happened to uh, MEG?"

Monica: "MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down."

Joey: "That is so not my motto."

I choke on my water as Phoebe walks in.

Rachel: "Hey, Pheebs. How's the dog?"

Phoebe: "Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow."

Joey: "Good."

Rachel: "Oh, thank God."

Phoebe: "Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back so...still hoping."

Me: "Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?"

Phoebe: "I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog'."

Joey: "Hey, Pheebs, if you want, I'll do it."

Phoebe: "Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok?"

Phoebe grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica.

Monica: "Don't! Be too long on the phone."

Rachel: "She'll be a much better friend when the market closes."

Joey: *dials* "It's a woman."

Phoebe: "So talk to her."

Joey: *deep voice* "Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye."

Me: "Why the voice?"

Joey: *deep voice* "Hard to say."

{Time skip}