Sarah's POV:
This separation will last longer than expected, especially now that Chandler's got a new roommate.
Monica: "I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?"
Ross: "Uh, Eddie something. He just met him."
Rachel: "It'll never last; he's just a rebound roommate."
Then, Phoebe walks in with a VHS tape.
Phoebe: "Check it out, check it out. It's Smelly Cat the video. Now, ok, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video."
Phoebe puts the tape in, but when she appears onscreen and starts singing, her voice is dubbed, and everyone is in disbelief.
Phoebe: "Oh, my God."
Ross: "I know."
Phoebe: "I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear."
Rachel: "Pretty um, different huh?"
Phoebe: "Oh, I am sorry but I am incredibly talented!"
{Time skip}
After the record company sent over a piece of paper for her to sign, saying that it's ok for someone else to sing for her, Phoebe decided not to go through with the video, but that doesn't mean she won't let others sing with her.
Phoebe: "Umm, I'm gonna start off with a little song called Smelly Cat. Yay. Oh, for those of you who are wondering this is my real voice."
Phoebe:
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat
What are they feeding you?
Everybody!
All:
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault
Phoebe: "Monica!"
Monica:
They won't take you to the vet
Phoebe: "Chandler!"
Chandler:
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Phoebe: "Joey & Sarah!"
Joey & I:
It may not be a bed of roses
Phoebe: "Rachel!"
Rachel:
And you're no friend to those with noses
Phoebe: "Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. Back to the chorus everybody!"
All:
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault
Joey & Chandler:
*ridiculously*
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
Phoebe: "Yeah!"
Joey & Chandler:
*ridiculously*
Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault
I laugh as Rachel shakes her head like a rock star while Phoebe finishes playing the song.
{Skipping to 'The 2 Bullies' since I don't see Sarah's presence having any significant changes in the other episodes}
Joey got written out of 'Days of Our Lives' after he misspoke during a magazine interview. Luckily, everything worked out for the best once Eddie moved out and Joey moved back into Chandler's apartment. Right now, we're all hanging out at Monica & Rachel's as Monica has the TV tuned into the business channel.
Joey: "Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?"
Monica: "'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, it's pretty exciting."
Rachel: "Ok, honey, you really need a job."
Ross: "Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview."
Monica: "Really?"
Phoebe: "Ok, right there. That, that's the 3rd sign today. Right there."
Ross: "On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say be-huh."
Phoebe: "No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name."
All: "Ahh."
Phoebe: "And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken."
Me: "His Indian name?"
Phoebe: "No because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So I mean coincidences? I don't think so."
Ross: "Freakish."
Monica: "Wow."
Joey: "Freaky."
Rachel: "Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?"
Phoebe: "Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him."
Monica: "Why?"
Phoebe: "Hamburger. McDonald's. Old MacDonald had a farm, my dad is a pharmacist."
Chandler: "And E-I-E-I-O is what your mom said when your dad left her."
Phoebe: "Yes!"
Chandler & I: "Really?!"
Phoebe: "No!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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