New Friends, New Family, New Forever

The Lesbian Wedding: Part 2

Sarah's POV:

After the show, Joey continues to show off his newfound fame.

Joey: *as Dr. Drake Ramoray* "Damnit Braverman, it's right there on the chart!"

We all cheer him on until Chandler & Ross get up to leave.

Chandler: "All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect."

Ross: "No, no, that's me."

Chandler: "Oh, yeah."

Ross opens the door, but Phoebe walks in with a troubled look before either of them can walk out.

Ross: "Is everything ok?"

Phoebe: "Um, no, uh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today."

Ross: "Oh, my God."

Chandler: "That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get."

Phoebe: "Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was Mrs. Adelman. It's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "Ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far."

Me: "What do you mean?"

Phoebe: "I think it went into me."

Well, we all process grief in our own ways.

{Time skip}

Everyone's at Central Perk while Monica plans her wedding catering style.

Monica: "God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck."

Chandler: "Well, of course, lambs are scarier."

Me: "Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks."

Monica smirks at us when Rachel walks over with secondhand coffee mugs and food.

Rachel: "Ok, who ordered what?"

Ross: "Oh, I believe I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim."

Chandler: "Yes, and this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?"

Rachel: "Oh, God."

Joey: "I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom coming."

Rachel: "I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?"

Phoebe: *As Mrs. Adelman* "Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.-*as Phoebe*-Uh, I'm sorry. At least you guys don't have to hear the stuff she says in my head."

Joey: "Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?"

Phoebe: "I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business.-*to Chandler as Mrs. Adelman*-Sit up."