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"𝗬/𝗡!" Shouted a man who looked to be in his early 20s, wearing a suit. He was running to catch up to a figure in the distance, who turned around to meet his eyes.
"What is it simp?"
"I wanted to- WAIT! I'm not a simp-!"
"Oh yeah sure I believe you"
"Hey stop being sarcastic! anyways, I need your help with something."
The (h/c) haired who had packed all their things hurriedly in hopes of escaping this hellhole we call office, now heading back home was interrupted by none other than the homophobic man who they hated the most in the entirety of their anti-social life.
"And you thought I'll help?" Replied the person back.
"Uh- listen-"
"I'm listening."
"LISTEN. So... I think you already know that... Uh... I... Have a...-"
"Bro js spit it out fast I ain't got no time for you."
"...*sigh* Remind me again why I came to you for-"
"Are you even going to say what you were going to say?" You were getting increasingly annoyed by his stalling. You ain't got no time for that.
"So, I think you already know that... I have a crush on Hana, like the stalker you are."
'... Anygays- I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.'
"I-... I'd like to know how to flirt in Japanese!"
"..." You had an 'are you serious rn bro' expression on your face, thinking why tf would he come to you for advice instead of Google translate-sama.
"I know it sounds strange -"
"It is-"
"But still! You know I'm not Japanese, nor is there anyone at office who knows better Japanese than you!"
"You forgot about Google translate-sama-"
"I don't trust a soulless thing with my love life!"
"... Seriously?... *sigh* you're hopeless."
"I know."
"... Anygays- I guess I'll help you, as a decent human being which I'm probably not but still."
You wondered why tf would this sorry excuse of a man would come to you, YOU, of all people. He should know by now that there is nothing but enmity being the only feeling you bear for him. You had received quite a lot of homophobic remarks from him when you would read BL or GL Manhwa so now is the time you take revenge👹
