╰┈➤ ❝ 𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭 ❞ 𝘽𝙨𝙙 𝙭 𝙂𝙉¡𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞¡𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧.

✿ 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 21

Warnings: You, ur mom, pedophilia, yes an actual warning after a long time🙏, some harmful jokes by Younger Y/n and their bitch (bsf), pls bear with me to the end of the jokes, they're terrible, not in the sense of unfunny but being offensive asf, edgy era Y/n and gay ass bsf, they are so getting cancelled online 😭💀🔥🔥, Y/N'S GRANDPAAA🔥🔥🔥🔥, he's sigma, self projecting hard🔥🔥, cancer worthy humor, pls don't get me cancelled💀💀, not enough warnings there to warn u abt 14 year old yn😭😭.

Kay bro i really broke my record with releasing a 4000 words chapter (more words if other things included with the narrative) right after i released a 3000 one😭😭.

Anygays enojoy ig☠️

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"Man, my van driver's such a pedophile."

"Really? Eurgh. Why do old hags on the verge of divorce gotta prey on minors?" Despite that, he still cackled.

"Well, dimwit, probably bcuz the soul infront of you is the hottest in existence in all of multiverse." You said, cracking a smile as you pleasantly gossiped with your bestie.

"Right, is he hot tho? I bet u always ask for that 15 inch eh? 😏" The degenerate twink rambled quitely so as to not be heard and then thrown into jail by the National Security Services.

Your face turned sour, "Nah bro that old grandpa looks fucking homeless, probably has a hairy chest too. Can't smash." You shook your head in mock dissatisfaction.

"Darnit, you should definetly jump on the math teacher tho. Heard he's married too, sexy trait right?" B/n rambled on.

"I will throw you to suck the tropical rainforest of the Principal if you continue that fantasy." You threatened him with the unspoken promise of elevating the degeneracy of verbal literature into a gang bang.

He still continued. "Oh and then the Peon will go like- "hey sexy hot minor can i join you" and you'll of course say "oh my god yes daddyyy fuck me in work hours" PFF-" He cackled madly which also made you join him in laughing uncontrollably.

"Anygays, brought sum money today? Ion have much on me rn." Maybe you had some spare changes somewhere in the deepest darkest corners of your schoolbag? Worth a shot to search.

He nodded, "Yeah, we should be able to buy that sweet coffee and still have some left for side snacks."

"Well, in any case, I brought Absolut Vodka with me, wanna have a sip?" You waved a bottle in your hand.

"No thanks, you ain't got no money for a Vodka, probably amoeba waters in there."

"I will give you brain tumor with skibidi brainrot if you dare question my supply of vodka." He laughed again at that, throwing his head back as they soon reached his stop.

"Anyways, Imma go throw this heavy ass bag in the van and then I'll cum back. Bye!" You waved back, calmly walking over while searching for your van and greeting any classmate you found on your way back.

School was finally over. The fricking palace of Satan today was especially hard to endure because library period was cancelled since the teach was absent.
Anygays, you just have to throw your bag into the vehicle and then you're free to relieve stress in a snackshop with your bestie and drinking coffee while gossiping and shit talking, and possibly creating fanfiction plots in your brain along the way.