Warnings: you, your mom, a very lil bit of chatfic, Fyofyo bbg, Nikolai silly willy, no sigma alpha today, ASSISTANT SAMA RETURNS YAY!!!, educational sounds, fake stripping, a very lil bit of yan Fyofyo bbg, oh god these warnings looks mighty sus together💀, tho now I'll just mislead you ig.
I got the motivation of 500 words from wrxEmxx pooks so yeah ty ig
And also credits to dear Royal Adviser Lazyinsominiac1 for brainstorming random ideas for future chapters :3
Anygays enjoy ig
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"Sigh... I really need something to lift up my mood..."
After the dinner, where you pretty much zoned out after the 'position' discussion, you found yourself going back to your room.
"Honestly, I think I'll like a good night's sleep after being mentally exhausted." And you did just that.
But not before a bit of wattpad, you'd ofc never sleep without checking it one last time.
You entered your room, and instead of going to the bed to open ur phone, you went skipping over to the bathroom.
"Skippy-skippin over~" You skipped over like a child, singing like one too.
After you went in, you locked the door, and faced the mirror, staring deadass into it's soul if it even had even, seems like you headcannoned it was possessed.
"Hey you, yeah you." You pointed your finger to it as a frown rested upon your face. "If you're Dostoevsky, and you're watching me with a camera, don't. Because I'm about to strip, and I don't think that your God would favour you if he sees what sin you are commiting. Though, you're welcome to watch if you wish." You said the last part with a smirk, which quickly vanished as you sat on a stool by the mirror, and started undressing for real.
'I'm such a genius aren't I?' You thought internally with a proud smirk on your face. You had stopped stripping when you were only left with a shirt and a pant on yourself, ofc you were not going to fully strip. That's pure bullshit.
The thing is, you did this because you didn't want to get watched by ur bbg when you open wattpad. Hell, you didn't even trust being under the blanket to shield yourself from surveillance. So, you made this plan to avoid it. And even if he still doesn't stop the surveillance, which, is very unlikely considering his devotion to God, you can be delulu to yourself alone that he actually likes you.
"Oh dear, I haven't listened to my favourite music from a long while..." You put on your earpods- which were provided in your room by Sigma (gigachad fr), and opened your playlist.
