Lmao bitches call me a simp for saying Ei is a girlboss even though she slays (signora)😘
Warnings: grass, your mom, Assistant sama, Fyodor bbg😘, Virgin behaviour, Author simping for reverse 1999 chars and more that I can't be bothered to put.
A/N: Author knows nothing about a bar since I ain't a drunkard.
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"Haiiyah!" Said you in an asian mom style, rolling sideways in the grass on the mountain. Renovated mountain that is.
*Ding ding*
'You really seem to enjoy this :)'
"Hell yeah I do!" You continued rolling on the grass with a pleasant expression. "It's been such a long time since I touched grass tbh."
*Ding ding*
'Indeed it has. What about your plan of joining the doa?'
"Ah... that?" You paused as you started to wonder about something. "Well, I trust that Assistant sama will guide me on that matter." You answered after some thought.
*Ding ding*
*Heheh. You surely are sly with your words. Since you trust me so much darling, I'd say we head for an elegant bar for some extravagant wine now. Justtrust in me, you'll find your way of invitation to the doa there (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧'
"A bar huh...?" You sighed, closing your eyes with furrowed eyebrows, hands done in a thinking position. "It's always the sussy places I swear..."
Timeskip!
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"Woah man... this place lowkey gives millionaire bar vibes..." you mumbled, slightly awed at the elegance of the bar situated in front of you.
*Ding ding*
'Hehe... drink your hear out here since I'll be the one paying pookie. Afterall, you only deserves the best don't you darling ᵔᴗᵔ ?'
"Ugh-!" An imaginary arrow pierced your heart. "Assistant sama... please don't make me fall for you harder..." You said with a hand on your forehead.
*Ding ding*
'Heh. I'll try.'
You turned away with a slight blush. 'Oh my god... why can I hear them smirking...?' You thought but just brushed it off as you still have yet to enter the bar, where something important is definitely gonna happen.
