[Changbin and Hyunjin in a horror movie]
Hyunjin: QUICK, YOU'RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHATS YOUR TYPE???
Changbin, bleeding out: australian, freckles, long hair, cute, supportive and a good baker-
Hyunjin: BLOOD TYPE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Changbin: oh
Changbin: *looks down at his wound*
Changbin: red
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Chan: Jisung, if your doing drugs, it's okay to tell us. We will help you :)
Felix: yeah, there's plenty of ways to get through this
Changbin: like counseling!
Jeongin: Rehab
Seungmin: hospitalization
Minho: my foot up your ass
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Seungmin: bitch
Changbin: blocked.
Seungmin: wait, changbin unblock me i need to tell you something
Changbin: oh sorry, what is it?
Seungmin: bitch
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Chan: my group is professional and mature. We-
Jeongin: is lunch ready yet? We're hungry
Chan: yes, it's in the break room. I brought juice boxes for everyone too.
*Jisung and Hyunjin in the background* : Fuck yeah! Dino nuggets!
Chan: be careful they're still hot!
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Seungmin: how do I make a date more romantic?
Felix: hmmm try being mysterious
Seungmin: got it
[later on the date]
Chan: so what do you like to do in your spare time?
Seungmin: none of your fucking business
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Minho: listen heres the plan to kill or give nightmares to that son of a bitch
Changbin: hey! Don't talk like that, we're not killing no body!
Minho: I was talking about jyp
Changbin: oh
Changbin: please carry on
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