[Minho & Seungmin being arrested]
Policeman: What are your names?
Minho: Don't tell him, seungmin
Policeman: *writing down* Seungmin.
Minho: oh shit
Seungmin: Nice job, Minho.
Policeman: Seungmin and Minho
Seungmin: fUcK
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Jisung: haha, do y'all dare me to kiss Felix?
Everyone: no.
Jisung: *shakes his head and laughs* I can't believe you're making me do this
Everyone: we're not???
Jisung: *climbing into Felix's lap* this is so wild, y'all are fucked up for making me do this
Everyone: but we are not m-
Felix: shut the fuck up and let the man do his dare
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Minho: *sneaks into the dorm wearing a huge coat*
Chan: what's with the coat?
Minho's coat: *meows*
Minho: drugs
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Hyunjin: I'm gayer than you
Changbin: No way, I'm like...10x gayer
Hyunjin: I think the fuck not
Changbin: I think the fuck yes
Hyunjin: PrOvE IT THAN, BITCH
Changbin: FINE...I WILL
Changbin: *kisses Felix*
Hyunjin: not gonna lie...that was hella gay
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Chan: So...do you wanna go out with me?
Minho: give me a second to think about it
[several hours later]
Minho: I've thought about it and yes, I will marry you
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Jeongin: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "s"
Changbin: *looks around until he stares at Jisung and Minho talking* Sexual tension?
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Chan: hey baby, can you pass the salt?
Minho & Felix: *both reach for the salt*
Both: *looks at Chan*
Chan: ha..ha
Chan: I can explain
Hyunjin: *sips tea*
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Hyunjin: why don't you have a boyfriend?
Jeongin: I have strict parents. Why don't YOU have a boyfriend?
Hyunjin: you have strict parents
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱
Jisung: your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea
Seungmin: Jisung. I have brown eyes
Jisung:
Seungmin:
Jisung: your eyes are brown, like the poo-
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