[Skz eating dinner]
Chan: you are all remarkably well behaved tonight...
Chan: what did you do?
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Jisung: Don't correct me!
Seungmin: don't be wrong!
Felix, whispering to Chan: but they're both wrong...
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Hyunjin: OH MY- Chan why are you naked?
Chan: I don't have clothes...
Hyunjin: *opening Chan's closet* you have a ridiculous amount of clothes, Chan! This black shirt, this black hoodie, hi Seungmin, these black pants
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[Changbin at the hospital]
Doctor: I'm sorry, only family is allowed to see him right now.
Chan: bold of you to assume I won't legally adopt him RiGhT nOw.
Jisung, weakly: you tell 'em, dad...
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Minho: I just ended a five year relationship.
Jeongin: oh, I'm sorry, are you fine?
Minho: hmm? Oh yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.
*Seungmin and Chan fighting from across the room*
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Jisung: I've looked for my shirt everywhere and I can't find it.
Minho: EVERYWHERE, you say?
Jisung: yEs
Minho: *opens drawer and pulls out the shirt*
Jisung: I swear that drawer was NOT there for a hot minute ago
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Hyunjin: this is the third time you lied to me, cheater!
Jisung: well you stole my money and ran away twice, stealer!
Jeongin: *slowly puts monopoly away* we need to stop playing this game
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Felix: please no, I love you
Chan: I'm sorry, I have to
Felix: I'm begging you, after all we've been through?
Chan: I'm sorry
Chan: *places +4 card*
Chan: UNO.
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Changbin: do kangaroos really know how to fight?
Felix: idk go hit Chan and find out
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[skz pre debut]
*minho sneezes*
Jisung: Minho, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*Hyunjin sneezes*
Jisung: Oh my gosh. Shut the hell up.
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Jeongin: this is my brother, Hyunjin. He's adopted
Seungmin: but, jeongin, we're all adopted
Jeongin: he's extra adopted.
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Chan: what's worse then a failure
Changbin: when you wake up in the morning and realize your phone wasn't charged
Minho: when you wake up in the morning
Seungmin: when you wake up
Chan:
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