Stray kids incorrect quotes✨

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Changbin: close your eyes

JYP: *closing his eyes* okay

Changbin: what do you see?

JYP: nothing?

Changbin: exactly, that's what you mean to me :D

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Chan: *sees two people arguing loudly*

Chan: what idiots

Chan: *realizes it's Changbin and jisung*

Chan: wait, those are my idiots

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[in skz's groupchat 🔥]

Jeongin: nose

Jeongin I just typed that with my nose

Jisung: tiddie

[Chan has left the group]

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Seungmin: I hope I get run over

Felix: aww! Come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Seungmin: I hope I get run over by a reindeer

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Hyunjin: oh goshhh I'm claustrophobic

Jeongin: what does that mean?

Seungmin: it means that he's scared of Santa Claus

Hyunjin: no it doesn't

Felix: HO HO HO

Jisung: Stop it!!! Your scaring him!

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Jeongin: *goes into Chan's room with a calculator and hits him with the calculator*

Jeongin: bet you weren't counting on that

[15 minutes later]

Minho: *has members lined up against the wall as Chan and jeongin stand next to him*

Minho: alright, so who told jeongin to do this?

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Felix: I need a glass of boneless ice

Changbin: a glass of what?

Felix: tasteless soup

Hyunjin: water. He needs water