Chan: why is there a huge green owl outside the window?
Jeongin, holding on to heeseung while typing aggressively on the phone: I might have stolen something and i didn't finish my English lesson today...
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[loud thudding noises]
Chan: what was that?
Hyunjin: a box fell down the stairs
Chan: that sounded a lot louder then a box
Hyunjin: Jisung was in it
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Jisung: how dumb do they think we are?
Felix: sometimes Minho hyung leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
Jisung: that's so much easier tho
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Seungmin: when I die, donate my entire body to science
Seungmin: except for my middle finger, give it to Changbin hyung
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Jisung: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS?!
Jisung: like, everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger! Why don't we have those?
Chan: theme parks. Just theme parks
Jisung: but you have to PAY for theme parks!
Chan: that's the adult part.
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Hyunjin: Jeongin in your point of view, what's the height of stupidity?
Jeongin: how tall is Changbin?
Hyunjin: not very tall
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[After a date in a cat cafe]
Minho: so what are we?
Seungmin: Koreans
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Felix: I want a kiss
Chan: kids these days...what happened to hi? What happened to good day mate? What happened to hello?
Felix: hello, I want a kiss
Chan: coming
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(Christmas is soon here! Don't mind me I will be crying to chans and seungmins vocals in all I want for Christmas is you 🤧🥹
Anyways what's y'all thoughts on the chapter and who's are y'alls biases or bias wrecker? I'm bored ok 😔)
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HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
