Felix: like, I'd give Chan my kidney but he is not borrowing my charger.
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Changbin: do kangaroos really know how to fight?
Minho: I don't know go hit Chan and find out
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Minho: *angrily presses seungmin against the wall* WHERES THE FOOD?!
Seungmin: ...
Felix, whispering to Jeongin: are they about to kiss-
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Changbin: am I dying?
Chan: why?
Changbin: every time I see Hyunjin my chest hurts
Chan: I'm pretty sure you're just in love
Changbin: ...
Changbin: fuck
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Chan, driving Seungmin and Jeongin: so how was your day?
Jeongin: we almost got surprise adopted!
Chan: what?
Seungmin: we almost got kidnapped
Chan: oh, okay
Chan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Hyunjin: *catches a spider under a cup*
Jisung: *adds two cups and shuffles them*
Jisung: now, let's play a little game
Hyunjin, sobbing: w-why would you do that
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Changbin: I'm single, your single...you know what that means...
Chan, blushing: what?
Changbin: we ugly
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Chan: we're all in this together, if one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody in this team would be left behind
Seungmin: sounds fake but ok
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Jisung: w-who do I shoot?!
Hyunjin: them!
Clone: no! he's lying! Remember? I love you.
Jisung: *shoots the clone*
Hyunjin: what the-
Jisung: "I love you" sounds like something you wouldn't say to me.
Hyunjin: ok, WOW-
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Seungmin: what's nostalgia?
Minho: it's when you miss something that is old, yeah something like that
[5 minutes later...]
Chan: I'm back from grocery shopping everyone!
Seungmin: Nostalgia
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Chan: ya know, being cute is more used in any other gender. Girls are cute, boys are cute, what more do you want from me?
Jisung: I want your wallet
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Jeongin: hyung, are you in love with Felix?
Minho, sweating: what...no
Jeongin: then why do you draw "F+M" in hearts everywhere?
Minho: it stands for Failure and Madness
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Priest: Hwang Hyunjin, do you take Kim Seungmin as your lawfully wedded husband?
Hyunjin: I Scooby-Dooby-Do
Seungmin: I want a divorce
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Jisung: Changbin, your blocking the view.
Changbin: but Jisung, I AM the view
Jisung: *pushes him aside*
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(Sorry for not updating in a while it's just that I've been busy with school work 😫😭 anyways I hope you all enjoy, and thank u very much for all the support!!! )
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