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Felix: sibling relationships are weird

Felix: like, I'd give Chan my kidney but he is not borrowing my charger.

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Changbin: do kangaroos really know how to fight?

Minho: I don't know go hit Chan and find out

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Minho: *angrily presses seungmin against the wall* WHERES THE FOOD?!

Seungmin: ...

Felix, whispering to Jeongin: are they about to kiss-

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Changbin: am I dying?

Chan: why?

Changbin: every time I see Hyunjin my chest hurts

Chan: I'm pretty sure you're just in love

Changbin: ...

Changbin: fuck

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Chan, driving Seungmin and Jeongin: so how was your day?

Jeongin: we almost got surprise adopted!

Chan: what?

Seungmin: we almost got kidnapped

Chan: oh, okay

Chan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Hyunjin: *catches a spider under a cup*

Jisung: *adds two cups and shuffles them*

Jisung: now, let's play a little game

Hyunjin, sobbing: w-why would you do that

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Changbin: I'm single, your single...you know what that means...

Chan, blushing: what?

Changbin: we ugly

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Chan: we're all in this together, if one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody in this team would be left behind

Seungmin: sounds fake but ok

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Jisung: w-who do I shoot?!

Hyunjin: them!

Clone: no! he's lying! Remember? I love you.

Jisung: *shoots the clone*

Hyunjin: what the-

Jisung: "I love you" sounds like something you wouldn't say to me.

Hyunjin: ok, WOW-

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Seungmin: what's nostalgia?

Minho: it's when you miss something that is old, yeah something like that

[5 minutes later...]

Chan: I'm back from grocery shopping everyone!

Seungmin: Nostalgia

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Chan: ya know, being cute is more used in any other gender. Girls are cute, boys are cute, what more do you want from me?

Jisung: I want your wallet

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Jeongin: hyung, are you in love with Felix?

Minho, sweating: what...no

Jeongin: then why do you draw "F+M" in hearts everywhere?

Minho: it stands for Failure and Madness

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Priest: Hwang Hyunjin, do you take Kim Seungmin as your lawfully wedded husband?

Hyunjin: I Scooby-Dooby-Do

Seungmin: I want a divorce

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Jisung: Changbin, your blocking the view.

Changbin: but Jisung, I AM the view

Jisung: *pushes him aside*

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(Sorry for not updating in a while it's just that I've been busy with school work 😫😭 anyways I hope you all enjoy, and thank u very much for all the support!!! )

(Sorry for not updating in a while it's just that I've been busy with school work 😫😭 anyways I hope you all enjoy, and thank u very much for all the support!!! )

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