Stray kids incorrect quotes✨

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Felix: the first time I meet Hyunjin, he gave me 2 dollars. It wasn't necessary and nobody asked him to do it, but he still did.

Hyunjin: I thought he was homeless

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[Skz before the iconic 2019 side effects preformance]

Chan: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky

Seungmin, dressed as a vampire: don't say it like that.

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Jisung, very drunk: why are you so quiet Minho?

Minho: I'm right here bebe. You're talking to a cat

Jisung: shhhhhh I'm trying to talk to my husband

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[Minho filming on his phone]

Minho: *pointing at Chan* dis a wolf

Minho: *pointing at Jisung* dis a quokka

Minho: *pointing at Seungmin* dis a dog

Minho: *pointing at Jeongin* dis a fox

Minho: *pointing at Changbin* Disappointment

Changbin: *squinting* are you filming a live?

Minho: ...maybe

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Chan: come on guys! We're all family! Let's hug it out, come on, get in here!

[everyone piles into an awkward group hug]

Chan: alright who just squeezed my butt and who just took my wallet?

Minho and Felix: sorry

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Changbin: wanna play 20 questions?

Jeongin: sure?

Changbin: ok you go first

Jeongin: I'm what's your favorite color?

Changbin: triangle, my turn, do you like boys?

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Hyunjin: this marriage is over! You think everything's a joke

Jisung: knock knock

Hyunjin, sighing: who is there?

Jisung: *fighting back tears* regret

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Chan: you don't know how much someone is worth to you-

Minho: -until you sell them :)

Chan: Minho...where is Seungmin

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[3RACHA being back from their trip]

Chan: I thought I asked you to watch them

Minho: I did

Chan: then what's this?

Chan: *shows the live where Jeongin drinks 25 energy drinks*

Chan: *points at injured Hyunlix*

Chan: Really??

Minho: yeah

Minho: I watched them jump of the roof and left Jeongin with Seungmin :)

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Jeongin: I saw Minho hyung and Seungmin hugging

Jeongin: and then I realized they where chocking each other and I was like okay, that makes more sense

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[1 am]

Changbin: where were you at?

Chan: uh I was in the studio with Minho...

Minho, swiveling his chair around: you wanna try again?

Chan: okay fine, I was at the Han river

Changbin and Minho, softly: Aw Channie, come here, hugs

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Seungmin: why is Hyunjin crying?

Jeongin: he took one of those "who in skz is your soulmate" quizzes

Seungmin: oh, who did he get?

Jeongin: me

Hyunjin, sobbing while clinging to Jeongin: t-thank god