Jisung: can you pass the salt?
Hyunjin: can you pass your classes
Jeongin: too much salt
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Seungmin: this date is really boring
Chan: this isn't a date...I said I was going to the store
Seungmin: then why did you invite me?
Chan: I didn't. I specifically said "seungmin don't come with me" and you said "fuck you I'll do whatever I want"
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Silver haired Chan: h-
Seungmin: it's not dye y'all he's just old
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Jisung: *drunk after one shot* your so hot
Minho: uh huh
Jisung: and spicy
Minho: right
Jisun: *wrapping both arms around Minho* my lil buffalo chicken wing
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Minho: *getting ready to se seungmin* can I tell him he looks nice?
Felix: sure
Minho: can I tell him I miss him?
Felix: maybe, if he asks
Minho: can I show him an painting I made of us surrounded by our 3 cats?
Felix: ummm
Felix: I'd save that for later
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[Skz at AAA 2023]
*3RACHA being announced as best creator*
Jisung: oh it's 3RACHA
Seungmin: YOU ARE 3RACHA
Jisung: oh shit-
Jisung and Seungmin: 🏃🏃💨💨
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Jeongin: I made all of you into sims, look
Seungmin: where are you?
Jeongin: I'm in the grave in the backyard
Chan:
Seungmin:
Seungmin: put me there too
Chan: oh my-
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Minho: *texting Seungmin* I have good and bad news
Seungmin: bad news first
Minho: our children made a mess
Seungmin: we don't have children?
Minho:
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HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!