[Having a hike in the mountains]
Jeongin: can we sit down? My feet hurt
Chan: get on my back, I'll carry you
Seungmin: my feet hurt to
Minho: lay on the ground, I'll drag you
•••
[Seungmin as a doctor]
Seungmin: you need to eat healthy
Patient: no
Seungmin: the last patient didn't change their diet after I suggested so they died
Patient: oh my
Seungmin: in a plane crash
Patient: that sounds unrelated
Seungmin: I'm the one who crashed it. Don't disobey me
•••
Bang Chan: stressed
Changbin: depressed
Hyunjin: blessed
Seungmin: possessed
Felix: obsessed
Jeongin: impressed
Jisung: chicken breast
Minho: ...what?
Jisung: I don't know I just wanted to join in
•••
Minho: are you ready?
Changbin: I'm just getting my makeup done
Minho: aww, you don't need makeup
Changbin: really?!
Minho: yes, you need plastic surgery :)
•••
Bang Chan: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Felix: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Minho: that wasn't an ambulance I drove you
Felix: but I heard a siren?
Seungmin: that was jeongin
Jeongin: sorry I go nervous 🐬🐬🐬
•••
Seungmin: did you eat my donut?
Jisung: huh? no
Seungmin: what's that powder on ur pants then?
Jisung: I swear its cocaine I'd never eat your donut minnie 🤨🥺
•••
Jeongin: what are you doing?
Changbin: appreciating fine art and literature
Jeongin: but you're just looking at Hyunjins section of the album?
Changbin: *side eye* your point?
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Stray kids incorrect quotes✨
HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
