[Skz over the phone]
Chan: I put a little note in all of your bags to tell you that I love you
Changbin: *opens bag first* Chan, this is a 10 pages letter...
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Seungmin: *muttering* This can't happen...haha...haha...he was only joking right?...I'm too young for this...
Felix: whhappened to Seungmin?
Changbin: some kid called him an "old man" and now he's having a crisis
Chan: karma is a bitch isn't it
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Seungmin and Changbin:
*screaming*
Chan, running into the room: Seungmin what's wrong?!
Changbin: why are you only asking him?! We're both screaming!
Chan: because Seungmin doesn't scream unless it's an emergency, you on the other hand scream whenever you have a chance.
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[Felix and Seungmin setting the kitchen on fire]
Minho: we need an adult
Jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT
Minho, looking extremely horrified: oh
Hyunjin: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! GO GET CHAN HYUNG.
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Chan: where's Jisung?
Hyunjin: doing stuff
Chan: i don't like the sound of that, where's Changbin and Felix?
Hyunjin: stopping Jisung from doing stuff
Chan: Minho and Seungmin?
Hyunjin: stopping Changbin hyung and Felix so Jisung can do the stuff.
Chan: and you?
Hyunjin: distracting you so Jisung can do the stuff :)
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Minho: Jeongin
Jeongin: yes?
Minho: why are you lying underneath the Christmas tree?
Jeongin: because I am a GIFT to all of you :)
Hyunjin, in the other room: you tell 'em sweetie!
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Seungmin: I speak English very well
Chan: yeah? Say something
Seungmin: I'll be fucked up if you can't be right here
Chan: same rule as Hyunjin. Don't open your mouth in an interview
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Chan: one day I will be a father
Felix: you already are
Chan: you seven are not my children
Jisung: *writing in journal* Today marks the day I was disowned by my own father 😔
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Kidnapper: I have your son
Chan: which one?
Kidnapper: uhhh...the quiet one?
Chan: wrong. I have none of the sort.
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Minho: Hey Jisung wanna go somewhere fun?
Jisung: YeS FINALLY
[15 minutes later]
Jisung: *in dentist chair*
Jisung: you said we were going to Disney land.
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Chan: i want a puppy
Changbin: you have Berry
Chan: but she needs a sibling
Changbin: she has Seungmin
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Stray kids incorrect quotes✨
HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
