Chan, on the phone with Felix: what are you doing?
Felix: *playing video games* the dishes.
Chan: did I just hear a laser gun???
Felix: this is a bad neighborhood.
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Hyunjin: I have no fears
Seungmin: what if one day you woke up and Changbin was taller then you?
Hyunjin: I have one fear...
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Changbin: who tf is burning down my kitchen
Felix: making breakfast for my beautiful husband
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Minho, after annoying Seungmin: oh, so you're doing the silent treatment now?
Seungmin:
Minho: well, two can play this game.
Seungmin:
Minho:
Seungmin:
Minho: fine, you win, I'm bored. Please pay attention to me
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Chan: *lifting weights*
Jisung: wow...he's so intense!
Jeongin: I wonder what drives him???
Chan: *internally* I'm going to be so good at giving hugs :]
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Yeonjun, visiting skz dorms: I'm here to see Changbin. I'm a friend of his
Seungmin: impossible, Changbin has bo friends
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Felix: how are you feeling?
Jeongin: fine, except for this headache that comes and goes
Hyunjin: *enters*
Jeongin: there it is again
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Felix: heavy breathing turns me on
Chan: I got asthma
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Minho: I heard that kissing burns 6,4 calories per minute, you wanna try it out?
Changbin: ArE yOu cAlLinG mE fAt?
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Chan and Jeongin: *sleeping*
Seungmin, quietly: I just love them so much, they are my everyth-
Chan and jeongin: *starts snoring*
Seungmin: I can't live like this.
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Minho: the stars are beautiful
Hyunjin: yes they are
Minho: do you know who else is beautiful?
Hyunjin: *blushes*
Minho: Jisung.
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Felix: are we dating?
Hyunjin, spits out drink: what n-no
Felix: you called me baby and sunshine this morning
Hyunjin: *nervously laughing* I call all my friends that...
Felix:
Hyunjin:
Changbin, tearing up: but you never call me that
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(Hello everyone I hope you all are having a great week! I'm definitely not since school is starting in 1 day 😭
Okay of topic but who are y'all's biases and bias wreckers???
But anyways I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and have a great rest of your day/night!)
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