[When the maknae line is left unattended]
Seungmin: alright jeongin, let's go over this one more time.
Felix: if something breaks?
Jeongin: we try to fix it before Minho gets home
Hyunjin: and if that doesn't work?
Jeongin: we blame jisung
Jisung: seriously?! Fuck you guys
♡
Felix *on fire*
Jisung: HOLY SHIT! WHERES CHAN?
Changbin: HE'S SLEEPING ON THE COUCH
Jisung: GET ME A BUCKET OF WATER
Minho: *gives him a bucket of water*
Jisung: *dumps water on Chan*
WAKE UP! FELIX IS ON FIRE!
♡
Police: you're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle
Jisung: wait...what do you mean three
Police: yes...three?
Jisung: what the fuck?! *turns around and checks* FUCK!
Felix and Hyunjin: OH NO!
Police: ???
Jisung: CHANGBIN FEEL OFF!
♡
Chan: Felix can u please come home it's been 4 days
Felix, braiding nayeon hair in twice's dorms: no this is my family now!
♡
Minho: I'm not confident in my rapping :(
Jisung: WHAT?? WHY NOT YOU'RE THE BEST RAPPER IVE EVER KNOWN HERE IS A 17 SLIDE POWERPOINT ON WHY YOU CAN OUTRAP EMINEM
Hyunjin: I'm not confident in my rapping skills :(
Jisung: then fucking get better
♡
Kidnapper: hi we have Bang Chan
Jeongin: PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM
Kidnapper: I would never hurt him, he made me believe in myself
Kidnapper: I'm going to be a painter
Chan in the background: You can do it!!!
Kidnapper: *tearfully* where can I bring him to you?
♡
Chan: I will now exorcise this room to get rid of all demons and evil spirits
Felix: *clutching Seungmin and Lee know tight* NO, HE'S FAMILY
♡
Jisung: there's a cockroach!
Hyunjin: EW, take your shoe of and kill it!
Jisung: *takes his shoe off and smashes it with his bare foot*
Hyunjin: JISUNG-
♡
Hyunjin: *picks up the phone*
Changbin: I've been hit
Hyunjin: omgoshhh! By someone?, by car?, by-?
Changbin: by your love <3
Hyunjin: *hangs up*
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Stray kids incorrect quotes✨
HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
