Minho: have I ever told you how much I love you?
Chan: save it Minho we are not adopting cats
Minho: This is bullshit
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Seungmin: I'm a confident driver
Jeongin: ...
Hyunjin: you almost ran over Changbin hyung
Seungmin: but I did it with confidence✨
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[Minho as a doctor]
Minho: hello how are you?
Patient: I'm fine thanks
Minho: get the fuck out then
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Chan: of course I care about all the members equally.
*fire starts in the dorms*
Chan shoving the other members away: where the FUCK IS JEONGIN?
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Seungmin: is there a spirit in this house?
Ouija board: yes
Seungmin: good, your rent is $450 per month and it's due every 1st
Ouija board: what the fuck
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Teacher: alright class take out your books
Jeongin: *unzips bag*
Jeongin: what the fuck
Chan: hi son :)
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Jisung: what goes up and never comes up?
Jeongin: the stress you bring to this company
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Chan: yesterday I overheard jeongin saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" And jisung replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life...
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Changbin: *carrying all the groceries on both arms*
Hyunjin: *reaches out to help*
Changbin: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold Hyunjin's hand*
Hyunjin: that's not what I- okay
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Jeongin: hyung, I'm writing a report about dinosaurs, what can you tell me about them?
Chan: why are you asking me?
Jeongin: well you were there so...
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Stray kids incorrect quotes✨
HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
