Hyunjin: hey Seungmin! If I were a place what place would I be?
Seungmin: hell
Hyunjin:
Seungmin: or prison maybe even school
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Changbin: ow! I cut my finger
Felix: let me kiss it to make it better!
Changbin: how does that help?
Felix: whenever I got hurt, my mom kissed it to make it better. It always worked.
[Later]
Changbin: Minho hyung, I need you to punch my lips really really hard
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[12 am]
Changbin: I-I think I saw a monster...
Jisung, terrified: you better not be kidding
Changbin, pointing: ThErE
Jisung: SLENDERMAN?!
Hyunjin, turning on the lights: Shut the fuck up.
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Seungmin: hey hyung, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Chan: the only bag I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of your existence
Seungmin: fuck you. Literally all you had to do was say no
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[at a job interview]
JYP: so you said you wanted to be a makeup artist?
person: yes
JYP: are you sure?
Person, confused: y-yes?
JYP, to employee: bring them in
Stray kids: *entering the room screaming while Fortnite dancing*
JYP: if you could do at least one of their makeup, you're in.
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Minho: knock knock
Hyunjin: who's there?
Minho: where when
Hyunjin: where when who?
Minho: my place, tomorrow, me and you
Hyunjin: *stops functioning*
Jisung, sitting right besides them: that was smooth like butter.
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Felix: Chan, I need a favor.
Chan, tired: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.
Chan, realizing what he said: wait-
Jeongin: lap dance?
Minho: again?!?
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Hyunjin and jeongin: *happily cuddling on the couch*
Changbin: *snuggles between them* ah, this is nice
Jeongin: okay, what the fuck.
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(Hello everyone hope you enjoyed this chapter. I had to put my two biases.
I'm so sorry I had to update every chapter since the pictures wouldn't upload and I don't know why they won't upload :(. I'm extremely sorry!!!
Thank you all honestly for reading, voting, commenting and supporting me. I am so happy and thankful for everything! I don't know how to say it but I'm extremely happy and thankful ❤️🩹
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Credits to my sister on the first one 😭 I asked her the question and she straight up said "hell")
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HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
