Changbin: Jisung
Jisung: what
Changbin: can a kangaroo jump higher then a house?
Jisung: what the fuck houses don't jump at all
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*Seungmin sneaks in the house at 3am*
Chan: *turns in a swivel* care to tell me where you were?
Seungmin: I was with Jeongin
Jeongin: *turns in a swivel chair*
Care to- *keeps spinning* Chan- I can't stop the chair
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*on the phone*
Stranger: I have your daughters
Chan: what? All of my kids are boys
Stranger: then who tf are these gorgeous young lady-
Chan, screaming to Skz: oH SHIT THEY HAVE FELIX AND HYUNJIN
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[Seungmin meeting Chan's parents]
Seungmin: I'm a big fan of your work
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Changbin: what is life?
Hyunjin: it's Changbin
Changbin: oh! Am I your life
Hyunjin: no life is short
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*in a haunted house*
Minho: Chan I can't see anything...
Minho: CHAN!
Minho: are you there?
Ghost: *jumps to scare him*
Minho: I was calling for Chan, YOU BITCH ARE YOU CHAN? No! So go back and WAIT FOR YOUR TURN
Ghost: *obeys*
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Jeongin: okay everyone shut the fuck up chan is on the phone
Jeongin: *picks up the phone* hey!
Minho: baby come back to bed!
Felix: Innie where did you hide my vodka?
Jisung: *screams*
Hyunjin: JISUNG PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
Chan, on the phone: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!
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Jisung: bro you and Hyunjin were so high yesterday
Felix: we were not, stop lying
Jisung: dude, you were searching for Hyunjin while he helped you search
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Chan: hey Minho, what's for dinner tonight?
Minho: tonight I'm serving LOOKS
Changbin: *slams fist on table* WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS
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HumorJust as the title says, skz incorrect quotes 😌 I didn't make any these "quotes" I found them on the internet!!!
