Stray kids incorrect quotes✨

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Jisung: *throwing his head into Hyunjns and looking up*

Jisung: Hyunjinnie, tell me I'm pretty✨

Hyunjin: *lovingly stroking his hair* you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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Minho, to Chan: some moron texted me at 3am last night

Seungmin, to jeongin: I texted some idiot at 3am last night

Everyone else: ...

Chan: how come you two don't have each others numbers?

Minho: we couldn't decide on which pizza to order last week so I deleted his contact

Seungmin: Minho wanted fucking PINEAPPLE

Changbin: *walking past* stop bickering like a married couple :^

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Felix: I don't need a knight in shining armor

Changbin: but-

Felix: why would I need a knight when I have a king that treats me like a queen?

Chan, to seungmin: why can't we be like that?

Seungmin: because you're the peasant

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Kidnapper: I have one of your children

Chan: which one I have seven?

Kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up

Chan: which one I have seven of those?

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Hyunjin: yesterday, I went to the park and saw a kid on a swing set. He was swinging but then he fell of and it was pretty funny

Chan: was the kid ok?

Jisung: yeah he was fine

Chan: how do you know?

Jisung: I was the kid